Hapa Wanaume Hawajaambiwa Poa

Nattydread

Elder Lister
Listen up guys, if she is still throwing her legs at you, signalling she wants more after an alleged “orgasm”, she is lying.

If she has the energy to put on a leso and fetch a glass of juice for you from the kitchen, she is lying. True orgasms make a woman just want to curl in a ball and sleep for a few moments.

Right now, if you were to ask any man about his performance in bed, he would swear that he makes his woman cum. He’ll probably boast that he even makes her squirt.

Wapi! Research has revealed time and again that thousands of married women in this world die without experiencing orgasm even once.

So, the problem clearly lies with clueless men who don’t know how to make a woman get there, and polite women who cannot show the men the way to get there.


 

mzeiya

Elder Lister
Anyone who's bedded a Rwandese lass who has mastered the art of 'kunyaza' knows what true orgasmic bliss is..
 

Nattydread

Elder Lister
Anyone who's bedded a Rwandese lass who has mastered the art of 'kunyaza' knows what true orgasmic bliss is..
Kunyaza and Ugandan kachabali both require effort and self-control from the man, which is what the article above describes. Without that the Rwandese woman would never attain that bliss.
 

mzeiya

Elder Lister
Leta hekaya bro...inakaa umetembea sana
Her name was Brielle, I guess from their French connection. I never got to comprehend her second name which was quite long.
We met during a seminar that was held at the Kigali Convention Centre and mythen boss and I were staying at the adjacent radisson blu hotel in separate rooms of course.

Sasa I had noticed her but never got a proper chance for conversation. She was a stunner, wueh!

The last day, I remember a chilly Friday kulikuwa na cocktail party ya mwisho and my flight back was departing from there kesho yake so moves had to be made real quick. It wasn't long before she was under the spell of my charm. Apparently Rwandese men hawana game. Most are either too effeminate or too tough for romance tingz. Maybe ni juu ya their violent past. She even confided in me that she wishes to get married to a Kenyan guy or at the very least a Ugandan since we are 'fun and eazzy'..

Eh! I was getting tipsy and I guess she did too coz alikuwa na ma excitement mob so bila wasting time, I made the move and to cut the long story short had to pay an additional amount for an overnight guest. Didn't mind much since the bed got wet during lovemaking.

Ni hayo tu...this story might be all made up but who cares?
 
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It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
Her name was Brielle, I guess from their French connection. I never got to comprehend her second name which was quite long.
We met during a seminar that was held at the Kigali Convention Centre and mythen boss and I were staying at the adjacent radisson blu hotel in separate rooms of course.

Sasa I had noticed her but never got a proper chance for conversation. She was a stunner, wueh!

The last day, I remember a chilly Friday kulikuwa na cocktail party ya mwisho and my flight back was departing from there kesho yake so moves had to be made real quick. It wasn't long before she was under the spell of my charm. Apparently Rwandese men hawana game. Most are either too effeminate or too tough for romance tingz. Maybe ni juu ya their violent past. She even confided in me that she wishes to get married to a Kenyan guy or at the very least a Ugandan since we are 'fun and eazzy'..

Eh! I was getting tipsy and I guess she did too coz alikuwa na ma excitement mob so bila wasting time, I made the move and to cut the long story short had to pay an additional amount for an overnight guest. Didn't mind much since the bed got wet during lovemaking.

Ni hayo tu...this story might be all made up but who cares?
Hapo kwa bed getting wet. Huyo alikojoa kwa kitanda! Ukaambiwa ni sababu ya ujuzi wako wa ngono...but again,this might all be conjectured,who cares?
 
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