Free advice from an elder.

[Meria]

1. Ukinunua gari mpya, don't insist on driving it from Mombasa. Kuna watu wa hio kazi. Those drivers charge 5k anakuletea gari mpaka Nairobi.
2. Don't drive a new car before it is urinated on by elders. We have an elders society for this ritual. You buy alcohol, we drink and urinate on the wheels of the new car.
Caveat: There are conmen and rogue elders with toxic urine. Pick wisely.
3. Don't speed unnecessarily with a new car. 80-110 is enough. Tame your adrenaline.
4. Respect other drivers. That KZH you see on the road was a KDB one time. Punguza kiburi.

One killed in accident at Ikanga on the Nairobi-Mombasa highway

 

[mzeiya]

What a sad way to go. Reminds me of that family that went to pick their car.. Man, wife and kid(s) and as they approached back home, had a fatal accident near the Machakos junction.

 

[The.Black.Templar]

wololo, hii ni ngori zaidi

 

[X-TRAIL]

1. Ukinunua gari mpya, don't insist on driving it from Mombasa. Kuna watu wa hio kazi. Those drivers charge 5k anakuletea gari mpaka Nairobi.
2. Don't drive a new car before it is urinated on by elders. We have an elders society for this ritual. You buy alcohol, we drink and urinate on the wheels of the new car.
Caveat: There are conmen and rogue elders with toxic urine. Pick wisely.
3. Don't speed unnecessarily with a new car. 80-110 is enough. Tame your adrenaline.
4. Respect other drivers. That KZH you see on the road was a KDB one time. Punguza kiburi.
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One killed in accident at Ikanga on the Nairobi-Mombasa highway

Hapo kwa rogue elders tutajua aje kwasababu I came to know some rogue ones after many years so if you are new utaumia

 

[Budspencer]

1. Ukinunua gari mpya, don't insist on driving it from Mombasa. Kuna watu wa hio kazi. Those drivers charge 5k anakuletea gari mpaka Nairobi.
2. Don't drive a new car before it is urinated on by elders. We have an elders society for this ritual. You buy alcohol, we drink and urinate on the wheels of the new car.
Caveat: There are conmen and rogue elders with toxic urine. Pick wisely.
3. Don't speed unnecessarily with a new car. 80-110 is enough. Tame your adrenaline.
4. Respect other drivers. That KZH you see on the road was a KDB one time. Punguza kiburi.
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One killed in accident at Ikanga on the Nairobi-Mombasa highway

Very spooky post. Karibu niweke reverse but.......

Weka mnazi kesho

 

[shocks]

Very spooky post. Karibu niweke reverse but.......

Weka mnazi kesho

Hakikisha uko na comprehensive kabla utoke

 

[imei2012]

You buy alcohol, we drink and urinate on the wheels of the new car.

 

[zapp_brannigan]

uko mombasa hiyo shughuli. Hakikisha uko na comprehensive kabla utoke

You can leave Mombasa around 3 PM (allows you to have a thorough check in the morning ) drive bila pressure to Voi .Tafuta place ya kulala with secure parking of course and then next day endelea na safari to Nairobi .

 

[Aviator]

You can leave Mombasa around 3 PM (allows you to have a thorough check in the morning ) drive bila pressure to Voi .Tafuta place ya kulala with secure parking of course and then next day endelea na safari to Nairobi .

A typical itinerary is follows:
Land in mombasa asubuhi. Say by 9.
Finish all paperwork. Get your car. Go catch one or two with friends. Sleep.
Day 2 take the car for service. Thorough. Tour mombasa. Have lunch. Go swim. Drink two and sleep.
Day 3 finish your tour of mombasa in your new car. Have lunch then hit the road by 3. Spend at Mtito.
Day 4 proceed to nyairobi at your pace

Cc @Meria

 

[Meria]

You can leave Mombasa around 3 PM (allows you to have a thorough check in the morning ) drive bila pressure to Voi .Tafuta place ya kulala with secure parking of course and then next day endelea na safari to Nairobi .

Haha.
Voi Huwezi toka next day.
Kuna wadawida yelo yelo utaosha rungu and if not carefull utajipata ukifuliza pesa ya fuel.

Cc. @Aviator

 

[Kasaman]

Hapo kwa rogue elders tutajua aje kwasababu I came to know some rogue ones after many years so if you are new utaumia

Any elder partaking keg or any other pombe haram,or ask for money, hataki fobe ,doesn't want nyama choma etcetera...will pee poison on your new wheels

 

[X-TRAIL]

Any elder partaking keg or any other pombe haram,or ask for money, hataki fobe ,doesn't want nyama choma etcetera...will pee poison on your new wheels

i dont think so kuna enemies of development who dont partake what you have said

 

[Kasaman]

i dont think so kuna enemies of development who dont partake what you have said

Hao wachana nao ,they can say anything including how you stole the wheels !
Kama hunywi fobe ,take your new black wheels to church for blessings. Ofcourse with bulky envelope !

 

[QuadroK4000]

Haha.
Voi Huwezi toka next day.
Kuna wadawida yelo yelo utaosha rungu and if not carefull utajipata ukifuliza pesa ya fuel.

Cc. @Aviator

Vipi bro.

Hehe umenena.

 

[Ssabasajja]

Hao wachana nao ,they can say anything including how you stole the wheels !
Kama hunywi fobe ,take your new black wheels to church for blessings. Ofcourse with bulky envelope !

Why do you need a pastor when you can pray for it yourself?

 

[Kasaman]

Why do you need a pastor when you can pray for it yourself?

He is anointed and can bless your black wheels. Hio ndio kazi yake .

 

[Pamba 1]

1. Ukinunua gari mpya, don't insist on driving it from Mombasa. Kuna watu wa hio kazi. Those drivers charge 5k anakuletea gari mpaka Nairobi.
2. Don't drive a new car before it is urinated on by elders. We have an elders society for this ritual. You buy alcohol, we drink and urinate on the wheels of the new car.
Caveat: There are conmen and rogue elders with toxic urine. Pick wisely.
3. Don't speed unnecessarily with a new car. 80-110 is enough. Tame your adrenaline.
4. Respect other drivers. That KZH you see on the road was a KDB one time. Punguza kiburi.
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One killed in accident at Ikanga on the Nairobi-Mombasa highway

Melia hii handwriting umeiba huko kwa rogue drivers acknowledge the author

 

[Luther12]

1. Ukinunua gari mpya, don't insist on driving it from Mombasa. Kuna watu wa hio kazi. Those drivers charge 5k anakuletea gari mpaka Nairobi.
2. Don't drive a new car before it is urinated on by elders. We have an elders society for this ritual. You buy alcohol, we drink and urinate on the wheels of the new car.
Caveat: There are conmen and rogue elders with toxic urine. Pick wisely.
3. Don't speed unnecessarily with a new car. 80-110 is enough. Tame your adrenaline.
4. Respect other drivers. That KZH you see on the road was a KDB one time. Punguza kiburi.
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One killed in accident at Ikanga on the Nairobi-Mombasa highway

Hiyo no. 1 mimi hapana kubaliana nawe.

 

[Meria]

Melia hii handwriting umeiba huko kwa rogue drivers acknowledge the author

waliiba kwangu

 

[Budspencer]

Haha.
Voi Huwezi toka next day.
Kuna wadawida yelo yelo utaosha rungu and if not carefull utajipata ukifuliza pesa ya fuel.

Cc. @Aviator

Hehe, took advice ya @zapp_brannigan hapo juu. Sioni nikitoka Wundanyi leo