More satire
You guys should read that headline story in the SUNDAY NATION.
1. Collins Kipchumba Ngetich is the brother of Aldai MP Marianne Keitany. (Remember that name because we shall come back to it later.)
2. Marianne Keitany is the former Chief of Staff in the Office of William Ruto when Ruto was Deputy President.
3. In 2014, Meru Senator Mithika Linturi sponsored an impeachment motion against then Devolution CS Anne Waiguru.
4. After an unsuccessful attempt to convince him to drop the impeachment motion, a plan was hatched to have Linturi visit Marianne Keitany at Naivasha Sopa Lodge on the day the impeachment motion was to be tabled on the floor of the house.
5. Unknown to Linturi, Marianne Keitany, then Chief of Staff at the office of the Deputy President William Ruto, later told the Divorce Court that they were tasked as a team to make Linturi withdraw the motion and the only way they could ensure it flopped, was to organise for Linturi’s technical disappearance from Parliament.
5. Linturi arrived at Sopa Lodge bouncing like Cannibal and Sharama, expecting to check in and check out at the speed of light, only to be put on a marination diet that went on for hours before making love to Marianne Keitany like a lovestruck Meru man would, and forgot he was supposed to be in Parliament shouting "Waiguru Must Go."
7. That's how the Waiguru's impeachment motion drunk water.
8. At the height of their romance, Keitany and Linturi did some things that they would later come to regret. This is where Collins Kipchumba Ngetich reappears at the scene of this love rectangle.
9. Collins Ngetich owns a company called Mems Distributors. Together with KEL Chemicals, they were awarded the tender to supply fertilizers under the Gov't fertilizer subsidy programme.
10. However, only KEL Chemicals have had their license revoked by Agriculture CS Mithika Linturi after a public outcry over the fake fertilizer scandal that is now threatening to eject him out of office.
11. SUNDAY NATION reports that it is now emerging that one of the documents presented in court in the ongoing divorce case between Linturi and Keitany involves a company called Barons Limited, owned by Collins Ngetich, which has sued Linturi for forging the signatures of Baron Ltd directors - Mr Ngetich and his mother Rhoda Keitany - to secure loans amounting to Sh530 million (five hundred and thirty million shillings only.) Bwana this story reads like a movie.