Fai Amario

Meria

Elder Lister
Staff member
Born Peter Gilbert Nganga before changing his name later in life to Fai Amario the man was no stranger to trouble and rubbing the law the wrong way.The genius industrialist had a weird life.There is that time Fai Amario, in 2000, placed an ad in the dailies that he was searching for a wife. But every single story about this highly intelligent psychopath and brewer is just batshit crazy.
As a boy, he skipped three classes because he was too intelligent for his age, eventually joining Starehe. Later, he became a brewer and a reknown robber baron. He was convicted of everything from murder, carjacking and handling stolen goods. He once openly threatened a judge and cops, and had to be continuously moved from one prison to the next because he started his own smuggling rackets in each. He was jailed four times, so many that he even wrote a book titled ‘Fai Amario’s Kamiti Notebook: Prison Memoirs of a Kenyan Industrialist’, somewhere between the second and the third arrests.
About the marriage ad, I wonder why anyone would have wanted to be Amario’s wife after he was suspected of killing his first wife in 1996. His second left when he was imprisoned the second time. Still, it seems he got applications. The story goes that the lady who won the interviews tried to leave him when they got to the World Cup in Seoul, so he got her deported back, then divorced her
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Introvert

Elder Lister
A long time ago I got a small kibarua...painting and signage for a hardware shop in Kariobangi.
I roped in two friends who could use the cash..makosa.
One guy left us temporarily and ducked into the alleys. Came back with Amarios.
😁
Let's just say we didn't finish the work.
Luckily those days there was a bus straight from Kariobangi to GPO then we'd just crawl to UON.
 

QuadroK4000

Elder Lister
A long time ago I got a small kibarua...painting and signage for a hardware shop in Kariobangi.
I roped in two friends who could use the cash..makosa.
One guy left us temporarily and ducked into the alleys. Came back with Amarios.
😁
Let's just say we didn't finish the work.
Luckily those days there was a bus straight from Kariobangi to GPO then we'd just crawl to UON.
Hehehehe ati crawl?

Very lucky.


.... All of you thingamins, persons etcs should even try for like 6 months try to show the whole world and us younglings how easy it was.

Unatoka Salem, una kunywa Cham muthurwa. Bla bla

Unakatia dame flani makongeni.

Una amka ukiwa mukuru.... Bla bla

By the way Shenzi nyinyi
 

Introvert

Elder Lister
Hehehehe ati crawl?

Very lucky.


.... All of you thingamins, persons etcs should even try for like 6 months try to show the whole world and us younglings how easy it was.

Unatoka Salem, una kunywa Cham muthurwa. Bla bla

Unakatia dame flani makongeni.

Una amka ukiwa mukuru.... Bla bla

By the way Shenzi nyinyi
😁
One bus inatoka Lang'ata hadi JKIA...on schedule.
No need for taxis and shait.
George Thuo akiwa MD aliiangusha and set up Citi Hoppa.
I still wonder how many zero fucks he gave because he was a member of the BOG of the school owned by the same owners of Stagecoach.
Nigga played a big part in ruining decent public transport in Nairobi.
 

Kasaman

Elder Lister
😁
One bus inatoka Lang'ata hadi JKIA...on schedule.
No need for taxis and shait.
George Thuo akiwa MD aliiangusha and set up Citi Hoppa.
I still wonder how many zero fucks he gave because he was a member of the BOG of the school owned by the same owners of Stagecoach.
Nigga played a big part in ruining decent public transport in Nairobi.
You are correct , thuo killed that reliable trasport !
 

Clemens

Elder Lister
Amarios was a fire to bask far away from, used it in the year 2000, suffice to say that, my parents learnt that I was an alcohol imbiber that day, after I fought against two AP Askari that had stopped me on my way to my Simba, thanks to my stars, they were unarmed and only had handcuffs with them, the mud bath I had subjected them on that rainy night, can easily earn you a bullet to the cranium.
 

Kasaman

Elder Lister
Amarios was a fire to bask far away from, used it in the year 2000, suffice to say that, my parents learnt that I was an alcohol imbiber that day, after I fought against two AP Askari that had stopped me on my way to my Simba, thanks to my stars, they were unarmed and only had handcuffs with them, the mud bath I had subjected them on that rainy night, can easily earn you a bullet to the cranium.
Ulikuwa umekunywa "chura"
 
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