DOING BUSINESS IN AFRICA

Ramiran

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DOING BUSINESS IN AFRICA

DOING BUSINESS IN AFRICA

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I run a manufacturing business and a trading business.
The biggest challenge in my manufacturing business is not power, or infrastructure, the biggest challenge is getting honest staff. Everyone we hire appears to be on a mission to steal as much as possible. Inflated invoices, recording less than the actual number of units produced. The worst part of it all is that all the fraud we've uncovered is not done by a single person, it's usually many staff who collude with each other, from production, to sales, to finance, even top management. There was a year I overhauled management 3 times in a year.........

But me, I've found a solution sha, I now use Indian management. So competent, so honest and so straightforward. I thought they were expensive at first with all the visa fees, accommodation, house staff, but now that losses due to staff theft have been reduced to a minimum, and efficiency increased, the Indian management has turned out to be cheaper than the previous African management. Now, all sensitive positions involving money go to Indians. Africans are only allowed in non-sensitive positions. I used to criticize companies like Dangote Group that hire so many Indians when there are many unemployed Africans, but now, I understand their decision.

My biggest challenge in the trading business is the same, getting honest staff. The form of trading occurs in the open market, and involves staff having access to huge sums of money running into a few millions. I know how much I pay to security companies to provide escorts for the staff, not to prevent robbery, but to ensure that the staff go straight to the bank to deposit the money after the day's sales and not disappear with my money. This money spent on security companies is even enough to be declared as profit. We have to spend on CCTV, biometric scanners and other things that wouldn't be needed if staff weren't looking for the slightest opportunity to steal.

It got so bad at a point that my main criteria for employing staff was no longer competency but honesty. At least, competency and skills can be learnt, but once you're dishonest, you're dishonest.

We always complain of the economy and how there are no jobs. I know people abroad who would have loved to set up job creating businesses in Africa but they can't because they can't get any trustworthy person to run it.

I know people in Africa with so much money, they want to start factories and other job-creating businesses but they can't because they are occupied elsewhere and can't get any trustworthy person to run the business. So instead of investing in the real sector and creating jobs, they'll just buy treasury bills, while the thieves are shouting no jobs.

Many big businesses would have been born in Africa if we could engage in partnerships, but we can’t because you can't trust anyone. This is one advantage the Indians and Lebanese have over us in Africa. They can pull resources together and do mega-business, unlike Africans that because only one person must do everything since we can't partner, end up with small, tiny businesses.

Start a poultry and they will be stealing your eggs. Some will even go ahead to be killing the chickens so that they'll be allowed to take them home.

Start an entertainment/viewing/game center and they'll be pocketing your money. On the days you're around at the business, the money realized will be x10 of the money realized when you're not around..... Because they're eating your money.

Lease out a vehicle to a driver to use and watch as he'll finish you.

Start a restaurant, the same thing will happen. More than half of the total food ingredients will end up in their personal kitchens.

Even ordinary provisions shop, they will find a way to steal.

You'll see them with that their evil, wicked saying "na where person dey work, na there e dey chop, na e make dem dey callam workchop/workshop"...... Just imagine, justifying theft at work.

And you'll see these people point their crooked fingers at politicians when they're not any different. I usually say the reason most Africans haven't stolen billions of government money, is simply lack of opportunity.

*On every level, Africans are the problem of Africa*.

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X-TRAIL

Elder Lister
DOING BUSINESS IN AFRICA

DOING BUSINESS IN AFRICA

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I run a manufacturing business and a trading business.
The biggest challenge in my manufacturing business is not power, or infrastructure, the biggest challenge is getting honest staff. Everyone we hire appears to be on a mission to steal as much as possible. Inflated invoices, recording less than the actual number of units produced. The worst part of it all is that all the fraud we've uncovered is not done by a single person, it's usually many staff who collude with each other, from production, to sales, to finance, even top management. There was a year I overhauled management 3 times in a year.........

But me, I've found a solution sha, I now use Indian management. So competent, so honest and so straightforward. I thought they were expensive at first with all the visa fees, accommodation, house staff, but now that losses due to staff theft have been reduced to a minimum, and efficiency increased, the Indian management has turned out to be cheaper than the previous African management. Now, all sensitive positions involving money go to Indians. Africans are only allowed in non-sensitive positions. I used to criticize companies like Dangote Group that hire so many Indians when there are many unemployed Africans, but now, I understand their decision.

My biggest challenge in the trading business is the same, getting honest staff. The form of trading occurs in the open market, and involves staff having access to huge sums of money running into a few millions. I know how much I pay to security companies to provide escorts for the staff, not to prevent robbery, but to ensure that the staff go straight to the bank to deposit the money after the day's sales and not disappear with my money. This money spent on security companies is even enough to be declared as profit. We have to spend on CCTV, biometric scanners and other things that wouldn't be needed if staff weren't looking for the slightest opportunity to steal.

It got so bad at a point that my main criteria for employing staff was no longer competency but honesty. At least, competency and skills can be learnt, but once you're dishonest, you're dishonest.

We always complain of the economy and how there are no jobs. I know people abroad who would have loved to set up job creating businesses in Africa but they can't because they can't get any trustworthy person to run it.

I know people in Africa with so much money, they want to start factories and other job-creating businesses but they can't because they are occupied elsewhere and can't get any trustworthy person to run the business. So instead of investing in the real sector and creating jobs, they'll just buy treasury bills, while the thieves are shouting no jobs.

Many big businesses would have been born in Africa if we could engage in partnerships, but we can’t because you can't trust anyone. This is one advantage the Indians and Lebanese have over us in Africa. They can pull resources together and do mega-business, unlike Africans that because only one person must do everything since we can't partner, end up with small, tiny businesses.

Start a poultry and they will be stealing your eggs. Some will even go ahead to be killing the chickens so that they'll be allowed to take them home.

Start an entertainment/viewing/game center and they'll be pocketing your money. On the days you're around at the business, the money realized will be x10 of the money realized when you're not around..... Because they're eating your money.

Lease out a vehicle to a driver to use and watch as he'll finish you.

Start a restaurant, the same thing will happen. More than half of the total food ingredients will end up in their personal kitchens.

Even ordinary provisions shop, they will find a way to steal.

You'll see them with that their evil, wicked saying "na where person dey work, na there e dey chop, na e make dem dey callam workchop/workshop"...... Just imagine, justifying theft at work.

And you'll see these people point their crooked fingers at politicians when they're not any different. I usually say the reason most Africans haven't stolen billions of government money, is simply lack of opportunity.

*On every level, Africans are the problem of Africa*.

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Field Marshal

Elder Lister
The only problem I have with this is the use of the word 'Africa'. I would much have preferred he said 'Nigeria' or 'Kenya'.

having said I agree with everything he has written.

Lakini wacha tungoje low level bonobos waje kukuambia eti people (adults, supposedly with their own brains and independent thought) follow the examples of their leaders.

So of course it is the leaders who are to blame for their being thieves................

JESUS!
 

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
The only problem I have with this is the use of the word 'Africa'. I would much have preferred he said 'Nigeria' or 'Kenya'.

having said I agree with everything he has written.

Lakini wacha tungoje low level bonobos waje kukuambia eti people (adults, supposedly with their own brains and independent thought) follow the examples of their leaders.

So of course it is the leaders who are to blame for their being thieves................

JESUS!
Umesahau kuzaa watoto wengi! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 

Ramiran

Elder Lister
The only problem I have with this is the use of the word 'Africa'. I would much have preferred he said 'Nigeria' or 'Kenya'.

having said I agree with everything he has written.

Lakini wacha tungoje low level bonobos waje kukuambia eti people (adults, supposedly with their own brains and independent thought) follow the examples of their leaders.

So of course it is the leaders who are to blame for their being thieves................

JESUS!
Its because of a complete absence of cultural foundation, there is no difference between African children grow up poor in slums or Runda/muthaiga in terms of cultural norms inculcated from parents.

Results of a people loosing their culture e.g in .ke the Asians and somalis are different because they have solid cultural foundation, children are taught about honesty and integrity etc.
 

Aviator

Elder Lister
DOING BUSINESS IN AFRICA

DOING BUSINESS IN AFRICA

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I run a manufacturing business and a trading business.
The biggest challenge in my manufacturing business is not power, or infrastructure, the biggest challenge is getting honest staff. Everyone we hire appears to be on a mission to steal as much as possible. Inflated invoices, recording less than the actual number of units produced. The worst part of it all is that all the fraud we've uncovered is not done by a single person, it's usually many staff who collude with each other, from production, to sales, to finance, even top management. There was a year I overhauled management 3 times in a year.........

But me, I've found a solution sha, I now use Indian management. So competent, so honest and so straightforward. I thought they were expensive at first with all the visa fees, accommodation, house staff, but now that losses due to staff theft have been reduced to a minimum, and efficiency increased, the Indian management has turned out to be cheaper than the previous African management. Now, all sensitive positions involving money go to Indians. Africans are only allowed in non-sensitive positions. I used to criticize companies like Dangote Group that hire so many Indians when there are many unemployed Africans, but now, I understand their decision.

My biggest challenge in the trading business is the same, getting honest staff. The form of trading occurs in the open market, and involves staff having access to huge sums of money running into a few millions. I know how much I pay to security companies to provide escorts for the staff, not to prevent robbery, but to ensure that the staff go straight to the bank to deposit the money after the day's sales and not disappear with my money. This money spent on security companies is even enough to be declared as profit. We have to spend on CCTV, biometric scanners and other things that wouldn't be needed if staff weren't looking for the slightest opportunity to steal.

It got so bad at a point that my main criteria for employing staff was no longer competency but honesty. At least, competency and skills can be learnt, but once you're dishonest, you're dishonest.

We always complain of the economy and how there are no jobs. I know people abroad who would have loved to set up job creating businesses in Africa but they can't because they can't get any trustworthy person to run it.

I know people in Africa with so much money, they want to start factories and other job-creating businesses but they can't because they are occupied elsewhere and can't get any trustworthy person to run the business. So instead of investing in the real sector and creating jobs, they'll just buy treasury bills, while the thieves are shouting no jobs.

Many big businesses would have been born in Africa if we could engage in partnerships, but we can’t because you can't trust anyone. This is one advantage the Indians and Lebanese have over us in Africa. They can pull resources together and do mega-business, unlike Africans that because only one person must do everything since we can't partner, end up with small, tiny businesses.

Start a poultry and they will be stealing your eggs. Some will even go ahead to be killing the chickens so that they'll be allowed to take them home.

Start an entertainment/viewing/game center and they'll be pocketing your money. On the days you're around at the business, the money realized will be x10 of the money realized when you're not around..... Because they're eating your money.

Lease out a vehicle to a driver to use and watch as he'll finish you.

Start a restaurant, the same thing will happen. More than half of the total food ingredients will end up in their personal kitchens.

Even ordinary provisions shop, they will find a way to steal.

You'll see them with that their evil, wicked saying "na where person dey work, na there e dey chop, na e make dem dey callam workchop/workshop"...... Just imagine, justifying theft at work.

And you'll see these people point their crooked fingers at politicians when they're not any different. I usually say the reason most Africans haven't stolen billions of government money, is simply lack of opportunity.

*On every level, Africans are the problem of Africa*.

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I can relate.
Where I come from, we employ Corinthian women aka agendi. They are a bit honest.
 

Cortedivoire

Elder Lister
The problem with businesses especially is that they don't have policies, rules and system in check.
For example, Walmart is the biggest private employer in the world with over 1M staff.

Its core business is consumer retail which has the highest rate of theft in any industry.
What walmart have done is put systems in place to manage their staff, stock, stores and management
Everyone is accountable to the system which is complemented by strict rules and policies.
They undertake audits regularly and this makes it very easy to track down issues happening to their stores worldwide.
Most companies unapata system na policies ziko kuoppress staff and favor managers.
Unapata managers wanajua so many loop holes that directors cannot detect.
Top management kazi yao ni kusoma reports za managers na kuangalia balance kwa bank.
Unapata Books zinasema profits for long lakini kampu iko in red.
 

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
The problem with businesses especially is that they don't have policies, rules and system in check.
For example, Walmart is the biggest private employer in the world with over 1M staff.

Its core business is consumer retail which has the highest rate of theft in any industry.
What walmart have done is put systems in place to manage their staff, stock, stores and management
Everyone is accountable to the system which is complemented by strict rules and policies.
They undertake audits regularly and this makes it very easy to track down issues happening to their stores worldwide.
Most companies unapata system na policies ziko kuoppress staff and favor managers.
Unapata managers wanajua so many loop holes that directors cannot detect.
Top management kazi yao ni kusoma reports za managers na kuangalia balance kwa bank.
Unapata Books zinasema profits for long lakini kampu iko in red.
For a lanye guru you sure do know your economics.............
 

R_Silver

Lister
Ata wa masai sio wezi/dishonest kama wakenya wengine because they have managed to hold on to a big part of their culture.
Boss...uliza watu wako na shamba Naivasha kuhusu wizi wa Masai. Nimeskia stories of them stealing fencing from an 'outsider' to go fence their own; mifugo pia tusiongelee. Kenya tumeoza kuoza...
 

R_Silver

Lister
The only problem I have with this is the use of the word 'Africa'. I would much have preferred he said 'Nigeria' or 'Kenya'.
In you opinion guka, ni wagani hao wazuri? While I agree it might be a blanket generalisation, I think ni shida across our continent..hata our neighbours to the South who we're told did away with all corruption and tribalism...
 
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