Covid joke No 76

[Meria]

COVID-19 UPDATE:

- In the last 24hrs, 73 people have tested positive from 2,001 samples, bringing to 41,619.

- Out of these cases, 70 were Kenyans and 3 foreigners; 46 being males and 27 females.

- Nairobi led with 34 cases, Kilifi 18, Mombasa 11, Busia 4, Taita Taveta 2, Kirinyaga 1, Kiambu 1, Meru 1 and Uasin Gishu 1.

- 97 patients recovered, 66 from various hospitals and 31 from home taking recoveries to 31,097.

- 11 patients succumbed bringing fatalities to 777.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Where is the joke?

 

[Meria]

Where is the joke?

You slow this evening

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Kwani they are still announcing? This is what they should do.
1. Waandikange hizi vitu kwa gazetti kila siku, atleast it will give income to the newspaper companies wakianza kulipia full page notices kwa gazetti
2. Open a webpage where they can be updating (and cooking) the numbers on a daily frequency for the people who actually care.

 

[Othello]

Kaa na jokes zako. Meanwhile somewhere in a school

 

[QuadroK4000]

You slow this evening

Ni kuchoka

 

[Liberty]

Ni kuchoka

Hakuna joke hapa

 

[Kender9]

2. Open a webpage where they can be updating (and cooking) the numbers on a daily frequency for the people who actually care.

It is updated daily on Worldometers.info

Coronavirus Update (Live): 131,930,613 Cases and 2,866,266 Deaths from COVID-19 Virus Pandemic - Worldometer

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www.worldometers.info

 

[X-TRAIL]

Kaa na jokes zako. Meanwhile somewhere in a school
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Kwani roundi hii wanafunzi wamekua kaa ngombe wanapigwa dawa

 

[Modest]

Kwani roundi hii wanafunzi wamekua kaa ngombe wanapigwa dawa

I'm genuinely shocked by the state of affairs.
Better wangeweka a modest automatic decontamination zone badala ya msee anaspray(which is weird if anything).Simple innovation really.

 

[Othello]

I'm genuinely shocked by the state of affairs.
Better wangeweka a modest automatic decontamination zone badala ya msee anaspray(which is weird if anything).Simple innovation really.

For what purpose really? Si izi ni mademon? Si walitoa izo minanda hapa town already? Kunawa mikono and masks is just sufficient

 

[Anglututu]

I'm genuinely shocked by the state of affairs.
Better wangeweka a modest automatic decontamination zone badala ya msee anaspray(which is weird if anything).Simple innovation really.

Hold on to your heart, we are not an organised society with standard operating procedures... Everyone implements what they think...

 

[Bettingguru]

same old story...tushazoea eka next

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

We the brave have always said that liwe liwalo, whatever imaginary curve had to be flattened, and we have never nor will ever wear a stupid mask

 

[QuadroK4000]

Kwani they are still announcing? This is what they should do.
1. Waandikange hizi vitu kwa gazetti kila siku, atleast it will give income to the newspaper companies wakianza kulipia full page notices kwa gazetti
2. Open a webpage where they can be updating (and cooking) the numbers on a daily frequency for the people who actually care.

Notice I am brave and getting stronger whilst observing the protocols, but how many folks have access to a web page mzito?

 

[Ngima ya Mûhîa]

Riwe riwaro