Johny walker
Senior Lister
Too basic for a seasoned business man but again never say u cant be conned.,,,,I was a victim too.I bought a plot but the guy mzee insisted on cash.That was when thika super highway was being constructed.We parted ways.shock on me when i went to erect a house.Plot had a border dispute.Luckily i retained 3/4 of it.avoid bulk cash transactions.Hii hekaya ingine sio yangu...
whats the most sophisicated con have you ever experienced when buying or selling a car? I once decided to help my friend sell his premio at 680. As usual, i posted it on a very common platform online and a suitor came calling. As they say, a person who thinks he has nothing to lose is just overconfident. The suitor came to see the car, and he said its a must buy!
. Tukajua ndio hio pesa ya kutesa imekam. He was about 55 years of age btw. so he said he will have to rush to thika then atapitia akishika mútokaa around 2. we waited, the guy didnt come. He however called and apologized around 4 and said kuna kapesa alikuwa anangoja wamempiga miti haikuweza kutoka. But since he works in a microfinance in Gatundu town. we can come tommorow to gatundu (tulikuwa juja so not a fuss) tumalize biz.. Ah, tukaona uyu ni gentleman bwanaaa, karibu tukule ile pesa tulikuwa nayo yote supper
. next morning, tukabeba premio na mkebe yangu tukafuatana kama chase cars vibaya sana destination Gatundu. music fullblast tunatesa kama mama wa kambo ati tumeendea pesa . btw due to our experience in selling cars, mimi nioshwe aje...aje sasa! haiwes!!!! we went with two cars ndiyo turudi na yangu tukiwa na pesa kama saitan. we reached Gatundu, and we called the guy, and he came..sema furaha ribo ribo..hapa sasa kijana anafanya hesabu vile atapewa 680 aendee ka sg5 apande bei ya mikebe kidogo . the guy told us that the money is in a very popular sacco in Gatundu. so, since a sacco is not regulated by CBK. it may be complicated to send the funds to a bank, so apige tu withdraw atupee pesa sisi tupige safari. wueh. so he checked the papers..akasema ziko safi!! nikasema mimi nibaki kwa jalopy wao waingie kwa teller apewe ganji akam. so i waited in the car and my guy and the buyer wakaingia banking hall. so as the buyer queued, kumbe its true he had 680 kwa account but still he had 680 bonoko kwa mfuko ya jacket. so when he reached to the teller, he called my friend and they were both there teller akipeana pesa na banking slip ikitoka. they even counted the money with the automatic counting machine (which doesnt count fake btw) na pesa ikakuwa safiii.. the mzee the buyer asked my friend, umeona ziko sawa? my friend confirmed ziko moto!!! ziko fine fine! so the mzee took the banking slip and the money (since he had withdrawn 700) twendee tukahesabu kwa gari tukimpea karatasi. so he put the legit money in the jacket pocket and ofcourse removed the fake ones na tukaenda kwa gari . wacha tuhesabu pesa..(we have no reason to doubt as we have seen akiwithdraw na ata ako na bankslip).. wacha tuhesabu pesa bonoko..hehe..tukaona zimefika..so we looked for a lawyer..akasign transfer na akaphotocopy na akastamp EVERY paper.. logbook, BANKING SLIP, transfer form..everything! ata tukapiga kiselfie as a sign of happiness . kumbe ni mwosho mmoja. so the mzee took the jalopy went his way.. sisi tukaingia mkebe yangu tukaanza kurudi juja..my friend was so happy he came telling us stories! some real, some half true but some were stories of giants..i could tell. sisi kufika juja, jamaa akanigonga zangu 20k za kazi . and he told me to wait for him aingie supermarket anunulie mrembo ako kwa nyumba sijui ka red velvet . 5 minutes waiting nasikia jamaa screaming inside the supermarket. kijana anakula nyahunyo bwana kama mtu hana mask. i rushed inside only to find alilipa and kumbe pesa ni fake! wueh thats where we knew kimeumana. we begged the attendant to just give us the fake thao we know what legal action to take. i weighed the situation and saw hapa kijana tumeoshwa roho safi and even reporting is just chasing a wild goose. so we rushed back to gatundu with all the money instact and reported there kwa polisi. the guy was called HE CAME! WITH THE PREMIO KWANZA akasema yeye alibuy kila kitu legit he even produced all papers including banking slip na akasema sisi lazima tukuwe vijana wakora sana. ati we are very mannerless and he was enroute to nyeri akarudi he said if we call him again for such nonesense atatu sue for defamation long story short kijana yangu hana gari hana pesa siku izi anatembea tu kama mifugo. na mrembo wa velvet alipata ameenda na gas . for real by the way. that was last year november mimi uyo mzee nilimvulia kofia.
whats the most sophisicated con have you ever experienced when buying or selling a car? I once decided to help my friend sell his premio at 680. As usual, i posted it on a very common platform online and a suitor came calling. As they say, a person who thinks he has nothing to lose is just overconfident. The suitor came to see the car, and he said its a must buy!
. Tukajua ndio hio pesa ya kutesa imekam. He was about 55 years of age btw. so he said he will have to rush to thika then atapitia akishika mútokaa around 2. we waited, the guy didnt come. He however called and apologized around 4 and said kuna kapesa alikuwa anangoja wamempiga miti haikuweza kutoka. But since he works in a microfinance in Gatundu town. we can come tommorow to gatundu (tulikuwa juja so not a fuss) tumalize biz.. Ah, tukaona uyu ni gentleman bwanaaa, karibu tukule ile pesa tulikuwa nayo yote supper. next morning, tukabeba premio na mkebe yangu tukafuatana kama chase cars vibaya sana destination Gatundu. music fullblast tunatesa kama mama wa kambo ati tumeendea pesa . btw due to our experience in selling cars, mimi nioshwe aje...aje sasa! haiwes!!!! we went with two cars ndiyo turudi na yangu tukiwa na pesa kama saitan. we reached Gatundu, and we called the guy, and he came..sema furaha ribo ribo..hapa sasa kijana anafanya hesabu vile atapewa 680 aendee ka sg5 apande bei ya mikebe kidogo . the guy told us that the money is in a very popular sacco in Gatundu. so, since a sacco is not regulated by CBK. it may be complicated to send the funds to a bank, so apige tu withdraw atupee pesa sisi tupige safari. wueh. so he checked the papers..akasema ziko safi!! nikasema mimi nibaki kwa jalopy wao waingie kwa teller apewe ganji akam. so i waited in the car and my guy and the buyer wakaingia banking hall. so as the buyer queued, kumbe its true he had 680 kwa account but still he had 680 bonoko kwa mfuko ya jacket. so when he reached to the teller, he called my friend and they were both there teller akipeana pesa na banking slip ikitoka. they even counted the money with the automatic counting machine (which doesnt count fake btw) na pesa ikakuwa safiii.. the mzee the buyer asked my friend, umeona ziko sawa? my friend confirmed ziko moto!!! ziko fine fine! so the mzee took the banking slip and the money (since he had withdrawn 700) twendee tukahesabu kwa gari tukimpea karatasi. so he put the legit money in the jacket pocket and ofcourse removed the fake ones na tukaenda kwa gari . wacha tuhesabu pesa..(we have no reason to doubt as we have seen akiwithdraw na ata ako na bankslip).. wacha tuhesabu pesa bonoko..hehe..tukaona zimefika..so we looked for a lawyer..akasign transfer na akaphotocopy na akastamp EVERY paper.. logbook, BANKING SLIP, transfer form..everything! ata tukapiga kiselfie as a sign of happiness . kumbe ni mwosho mmoja. so the mzee took the jalopy went his way.. sisi tukaingia mkebe yangu tukaanza kurudi juja..my friend was so happy he came telling us stories! some real, some half true but some were stories of giants..i could tell. sisi kufika juja, jamaa akanigonga zangu 20k za kazi . and he told me to wait for him aingie supermarket anunulie mrembo ako kwa nyumba sijui ka red velvet . 5 minutes waiting nasikia jamaa screaming inside the supermarket. kijana anakula nyahunyo bwana kama mtu hana mask. i rushed inside only to find alilipa and kumbe pesa ni fake! wueh thats where we knew kimeumana. we begged the attendant to just give us the fake thao we know what legal action to take. i weighed the situation and saw hapa kijana tumeoshwa roho safi and even reporting is just chasing a wild goose. so we rushed back to gatundu with all the money instact and reported there kwa polisi. the guy was called HE CAME! WITH THE PREMIO KWANZA akasema yeye alibuy kila kitu legit he even produced all papers including banking slip na akasema sisi lazima tukuwe vijana wakora sana. ati we are very mannerless and he was enroute to nyeri akarudi he said if we call him again for such nonesense atatu sue for defamation long story short kijana yangu hana gari hana pesa siku izi anatembea tu kama mifugo. na mrembo wa velvet alipata ameenda na gas . for real by the way. that was last year november mimi uyo mzee nilimvulia kofia.
