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Denis Young

Elder Lister
No way am I ever going to die like a man! Even at 105 I will cry and beg and hang on to life like a tick. Dying is for suckers - am no hero, just a guy who wants to stay here longer to ferk a little more.............
Why risk HIV when you can go to the afterlife and fuck clean and everlasting pussy?
 
A wise sage once said, Many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.....
Burundi's Nkurunziza had made grand plans for his legacy. He meticulously planned his succession and when he couldn't get another term, rigged in his preferred candidate.
Yet, that legacy has evaded him even after seeming to succeed in his schemes, he's been left grasping at emptiness.
Let this be a lesson to Uhuru, you may force BBI down our throats but the results may still evade you!
 
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