Blame It on the diet. Vipii za siku hizi ni soft

My experience ni off topic kiasi. We used to make 'beta' (a mbao car with old bearings from the garage as wheels ) back in the days. Nyuma naweka mbili alafu moja pale mbele style ya ile roller ya gym, nachapilia msumari side moja to act as the fulcrum alaf nadu steering na miguu. @Meria and @It's Me Scumbag ama @Kabuda mnaeza elewa hio maneno.

So one day nko na my 'Ungwaro express' nimeipandisha ka mlima hapo tu mtaani ndo nteremke adi huko down, kidogo mujamaa wa pikipiki ametoka chini anapanda kwa spidi ya hali ya juu nkajua atapita na mimi. Huyo mi kumhepa na sina breaks nlienda ka nmepita na mandazi za wenyewe kando ya roady adi kwa mtaro. Alaf by bad luck ikapata Mrs. Njoro akiwa apo karibu kwa kashop. Nlishikanishwa vita ingine haijuani na hizo mbao za beta ndo zilipika githeri hio siku.
 

Bolo Yeung

Lister
My experience ni off topic kiasi. We used to make 'beta' (a mbao car with old bearings from the garage as wheels ) back in the days. Nyuma naweka mbili alafu moja pale mbele style ya ile roller ya gym, nachapilia msumari side moja to act as the fulcrum alaf nadu steering na miguu. @Meria and @It's Me Scumbag ama @Kabuda mnaeza elewa hio maneno.

So one day nko na my 'Ungwaro express' nimeipandisha ka mlima hapo tu mtaani ndo nteremke adi huko down, kidogo mujamaa wa pikipiki ametoka chini anapanda kwa spidi ya hali ya juu nkajua atapita na mimi. Huyo mi kumhepa na sina breaks nlienda ka nmepita na mandazi za wenyewe kando ya roady adi kwa mtaro. Alaf by bad luck ikapata Mrs. Njoro akiwa apo karibu kwa kashop. Nlishikanishwa vita ingine haijuani na hizo mbao za beta ndo zilipika githeri hio siku.
hii inahitaji hekaya on its own, nakumbuka hizo beta, shida ilikua brakes, hio kitu ikishika speed you were at the mercy of gravity
 

Kabuda

Elder Lister
My experience ni off topic kiasi. We used to make 'beta' (a mbao car with old bearings from the garage as wheels ) back in the days. Nyuma naweka mbili alafu moja pale mbele style ya ile roller ya gym, nachapilia msumari side moja to act as the fulcrum alaf nadu steering na miguu. @Meria and @It's Me Scumbag ama @Kabuda mnaeza elewa hio maneno.

So one day nko na my 'Ungwaro express' nimeipandisha ka mlima hapo tu mtaani ndo nteremke adi huko down, kidogo mujamaa wa pikipiki ametoka chini anapanda kwa spidi ya hali ya juu nkajua atapita na mimi. Huyo mi kumhepa na sina breaks nlienda ka nmepita na mandazi za wenyewe kando ya roady adi kwa mtaro. Alaf by bad luck ikapata Mrs. Njoro akiwa apo karibu kwa kashop. Nlishikanishwa vita ingine haijuani na hizo mbao za beta ndo zilipika githeri hio siku.
Beta tuliendesha pia and I have a big dent on my knee that I always show my sons wakijifanya wajuaji.
It was also a classic tale of kuskumwa too fast alafu una loose control with your legs alafu wewe na abiria wako are suddenly offloaded into the sky.
In my case I was carrying four passengers and they all landed on me in a hip.
Reporting to wazazi ati you have a serious injury is not an option lest upewe kichapo cha mbwa kuingia msikitini.
I carried that injury mpaka ikapona kazi ni kupaka GV na kupandisha socks mpaka kwa mathighs.
 

Gamblah

New Lister
My experience ni off topic kiasi. We used to make 'beta' (a mbao car with old bearings from the garage as wheels ) back in the days. Nyuma naweka mbili alafu moja pale mbele style ya ile roller ya gym, nachapilia msumari side moja to act as the fulcrum alaf nadu steering na miguu. @Meria and @It's Me Scumbag ama @Kabuda mnaeza elewa hio maneno.

So one day nko na my 'Ungwaro express' nimeipandisha ka mlima hapo tu mtaani ndo nteremke adi huko down, kidogo mujamaa wa pikipiki ametoka chini anapanda kwa spidi ya hali ya juu nkajua atapita na mimi. Huyo mi kumhepa na sina breaks nlienda ka nmepita na mandazi za wenyewe kando ya roady adi kwa mtaro. Alaf by bad luck ikapata Mrs. Njoro akiwa apo karibu kwa kashop. Nlishikanishwa vita ingine haijuani na hizo mbao za beta ndo zilipika githeri hio siku.
Nakumbuka nikiride wheelbarrow by kuishika hapa mbele na kukanyaga hiyo chuma iko karibu na miguu hadi wheelbarrow inainuka then naskuma mbele with the free leg.
 

Pamba 1

Elder Lister
In my primary school a dude was tricked the same way and ended up breaking his toe... bone protruded out of his long toe. I guess hiyo ndio ubaya wa ondole.

And Meria you sound like the old timers who claim they climbed cliffs, wrestled gorrillas and crossed lava lakes every morning on their way to school. I'd like to see you record yourself kicking a ball of cement high into the air.
Wololo
 

Internet

Elder Lister
Boys can do some real mean stuff to each other.
But no, I grew up without much drama or engaging in risky adventures.
I was a poster boy for innocence, good behavior and way mature beyond my age.
My brothers and other boy relatives were constantly being reminded why they couldn't be like me.
Wewe kweli can you really call yourself a man if your earlier years were spent as a girl? Scars are part of being a boy
 
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