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In my primary school a dude was tricked the same way and ended up breaking his toe... bone protruded out of his long toe. I guess hiyo ndio ubaya wa ondole.

And Meria you sound like the old timers who claim they climbed cliffs, wrestled gorrillas and crossed lava lakes every morning on their way to school. I'd like to see you record yourself kicking a ball of cement high into the air.
 
Tuthu wa Ndenderu

Tuthu wa Ndenderu

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Meria said:
A nine year old boy is recuperating in AIC Kijabe hospital after sustaining a serious injury to his foot. The boy was pranked by friends during holidays to take a penalty unaware that the ball was filled with cement
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@Kabuda @It's Me Scumbag @Mawaya @Fala12 leteni heka vile kulikua enzi zetu.
nobody ended up in hospital na ata mzazi hangejua coz WW3 would rain down on you without mercy
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Back in the days, a guy fractured his leg and kept it undercover for 2 nights . On the 3rd morning, a herder came and reported the incident to his parents.
Vita itakuwa postponed, jamaa plaster ikatolewa, then he was bed ridden a day or so juu ya ile vita alipata.
 
mZENDE

mZENDE

Elder Lister
Meria said:
A nine year old boy is recuperating in AIC Kijabe hospital after sustaining a serious injury to his foot. The boy was pranked by friends during holidays to take a penalty unaware that the ball was filled with cement
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@Kabuda @It's Me Scumbag @Mawaya @Fala12 leteni heka vile kulikua enzi zetu.
nobody ended up in hospital na ata mzazi hangejua coz WW3 would rain down on you without mercy
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Memories Memories, them days
 
Kabuda

Kabuda

Elder Lister
Meria said:
A nine year old boy is recuperating in AIC Kijabe hospital after sustaining a serious injury to his foot. The boy was pranked by friends during holidays to take a penalty unaware that the ball was filled with cement
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@Kabuda @It's Me Scumbag @Mawaya @Fala12 leteni heka vile kulikua enzi zetu.
nobody ended up in hospital na ata mzazi hangejua coz WW3 would rain down on you without mercy
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I fell for this one na ball ya juala.
Na Mimi nikaiseti vizuri back in its place for the next victim.
The most stupid one was a cunt who left broken bottles on our "nyororoka" ground. My friend ended up in Kenyatta hospital with the skin on his knees going down barely hanging in his bones. He did a nyororoka magoti on the broken bottles. Bahati his mom and dad were doctors alipata first aid on his way to hospital.
I've never seen so much blood mixed with matope.
Looking back now,Hiyo jangili ilifanya hivo was a true sociopath.
Kazi ni kuua paka na dogi za mtaa, he must be in prison or dead at this stage.
 
Mawaya

Mawaya

Elder Lister
Boys can do some real mean stuff to each other.
But no, I grew up without much drama or engaging in risky adventures.
I was a poster boy for innocence, good behavior and way mature beyond my age.
My brothers and other boy relatives were constantly being reminded why they couldn't be like me.
 
It's Me Scumbag

It's Me Scumbag

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Sipendi hii story hata. I fell for this trick just like @Kabuda But I was not as evil minded as he was. Limped for a day under mawoiyes and on the second day I lied I had stumbled and hurt my big toe... My snitching bro was like,'Noo,alipiga mpira ya mawe'. Luckily, mama never believed his story of giants and I got away with it... Mangoto zilitembea baaday chini ya maji...

This was a kawaida trick such that any offer to take a penalty was met with skepticism and until I confirmed that the ball was legit, I would not take a kick.
 
It's Me Scumbag

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
Mawaya said:
Boys can do some real mean stuff to each other.
But no, I grew up without much drama or engaging in risky adventures.
I was a poster boy for innocence, good behavior and way mature beyond my age.
My brothers and other boy relatives were constantly being reminded why they couldn't be like me.
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@LootentantKiguoya ...should join General Kiguoya in Mweiga...
 
Introvert

Introvert

Elder Lister
Tuthu wa Ndenderu said:
Back in the days, a guy fractured his leg and kept it undercover for 2 nights . On the 3rd morning, a herder came and reported the incident to his parents.
Vita itakuwa postponed, jamaa plaster ikatolewa, then he was bed ridden a day or so juu ya ile vita alipata.
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Jakipash Jr akifanya upus za wrestling shuleni akafracture clavicle.
We only found out a week later.
Shait.
 
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