AOB Sunday 16rd February 2020

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
Waaaah, na kweli tunabeba kifo kwa mfuko. Jamaa mwingine just a few hours ago was driving a a Merc E350, KC... 735B amejaribu kunegotiate kale ka-corner pale Sunshine High School as you are going to Karen gari ikapaa kama ndege on top of trees bana ikaingia mpaka Wilson airport.

Damn thing ikalipuka. Watu wamewatch dude akiungua tuu hivo, imagine!

1581849019470.png
 

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
Waaaah, na kweli tunabeba kifo kwa mfuko. Jamaa mwingine just a few hours ago was driving a a Merc E350, KC... 735B amejaribu kunegotiate kale ka-corner pale Sunshine High School as you are going to Karen gari ikapaa kama ndege on top of trees bana ikaingia mpaka Wilson airport.

Damn thing ikalipuka. Watu wamewatch dude akiungua tuu hivo, imagine!

View attachment 5506
Are you talking of this?

 

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
View attachment 5513
one must learn to control this machine, na lazima uwe sober !
I suspect the guy was high as as a kite. He must have been doing something like 200km, from the Wilson gate to where he crashed, 2 km away opposite Dam/Sunshine. Just look at the trees bana, gari ilipaa...........

ION, he's not DP Ruto's aide as the usual bonobos are saying, though he was from Weston......................
 

Mwendawazimu

Elder Lister
I suspect the guy was high as as a kite. He must have been doing something like 200km, from the Wilson gate to where he crashed, 2 km away opposite Dam/Sunshine. Just look at the trees bana, gari ilipaa...........

ION, he's not DP Ruto's aide as the usual bonobos are saying, though he was from Weston......................
Lazima that car hit something like a pothole or a stone ndio iruke juu hivyo.anyway MHSRIP.
 

Kasaman

Elder Lister
I suspect the guy was high as as a kite. He must have been doing something like 200km, from the Wilson gate to where he crashed, 2 km away opposite Dam/Sunshine. Just look at the trees bana, gari ilipaa...........

ION, he's not DP Ruto's aide as the usual bonobos are saying, though he was from Weston......................
MHRIP
 

Mawaya

Elder Lister
According to eye witnesses the car burst into flames on impact but strange enough the front tyres are intact and the fire was around the engine area.
Why didn't the tyres burn or burst?
 

MbitikaZetu

Elder Lister
According to eye witnesses the car burst into flames on impact but strange enough the front tyres are intact and the fire was around the engine area.
Why didn't the tyres burn or burst?
The engine is made of a metal with high thermal conductivity. Since the fire was mostly concentrated around the fuel tank, the engine block conducted the heat away from the tires and thus prevented them from burning.
 

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
We are blessed with roads littered with glorious, unmatched speed bumps. If you speed and find one on your way, it launches you and your 500 bhp into the skies.
For the record there is no speed bump or pothole where the guy took off. But there is a ka-bend that at high speed can be deady............I've seen more than 20 accidents there in the last 5 years.....................
 

Mwalimu-G

Elder Lister
The engine is made of a metal with high thermal conductivity. Since the fire was mostly concentrated around the fuel tank, the engine block conducted the heat away from the tires and thus prevented them from burning.
And what happened to hot air rises?...and the path of least resistance??
 

MbitikaZetu

Elder Lister
And what happened to hot air rises?...and the path of least resistance??
Looking carefully you can see that the vehicle was upside down. So no flames are trying to rise through the edges of the bottom. Thus the heat hardly reaches the tires except through radiation.
 

Magreb

Elder Lister
Waaaah, na kweli tunabeba kifo kwa mfuko. Jamaa mwingine just a few hours ago was driving a a Merc E350, KC... 735B amejaribu kunegotiate kale ka-corner pale Sunshine High School as you are going to Karen gari ikapaa kama ndege on top of trees bana ikaingia mpaka Wilson airport.

Damn thing ikalipuka. Watu wamewatch dude akiungua tuu hivo, imagine!

View attachment 5506
Hio njia bado inaweza kutolea kibera.
 
Top