Am I Overreacting ?

Foxtrot

Lister
So today I came across a joke and instead of sharing it with @Nefertities I sent it to my current entanglement.

Me: Boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough
Boss: I'll give you a 14 days off then.

Me: Two wee coughs??? I can't afford to miss that much work!


Unfortunately the poor sod did not get it and I'm not one to explain such simple jokes. I'm ending the relationship based on that so niambieni wangwana , Am I overreacting ?

Also share your best covid memes and jokes...we might as well laugh ourselves to the grave, aye ?
 

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
So today I came across a joke and instead of sharing it with @Nefertities I sent it to my current entanglement.

Me: Boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough
Boss: I'll give you a 14 days off then.

Me: Two wee coughs??? I can't afford to miss that much work!


Unfortunately the poor sod did not get it and I'm not one to explain such simple jokes. I'm ending the relationship based on that so niambieni wangwana , Am I overreacting ?

Also share your best covid memes and jokes...we might as well laugh ourselves to the grave, aye ?
First explain this to me.... :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
So today I came across a joke and instead of sharing it with @Nefertities I sent it to my current entanglement.

Me: Boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough
Boss: I'll give you a 14 days off then.

Me: Two wee coughs??? I can't afford to miss that much work!


Unfortunately the poor sod did not get it and I'm not one to explain such simple jokes. I'm ending the relationship based on that so niambieni wangwana , Am I overreacting ?

Also share your best covid memes and jokes...we might as well laugh ourselves to the grave, aye ?
Just tell Nef I love her, will you?
 

Thitima

Lister
So today I came across a joke and instead of sharing it with @Nefertities I sent it to my current entanglement.

Me: Boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough
Boss: I'll give you a 14 days off then.

Me: Two wee coughs??? I can't afford to miss that much work!


Unfortunately the poor sod did not get it and I'm not one to explain such simple jokes. I'm ending the relationship based on that so niambieni wangwana , Am I overreacting ?

Also share your best covid memes and jokes...we might as well laugh ourselves to the grave, aye ?
To get this joke your inner voice has to use a British accent.
 

Foxtrot

Lister
He must be a very patient man. I would drop your ass instantly for sending me such a joke. No need to jeopardize my future generations.
:) :) ha! Now I'll be sending you annoying jokes or anecdotes starting....Now!

I saw a guy with a turban coughing his brains out

I think he might be Sikh.
 
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