After 106 days of lockdown, state of county health preparedness as of 23 June 2020

Okiya

Chief Lister
We start with my home county Siaya:- 6 ventilators, 3 ICU beds and 19 isolation beds.

Kirinyaga: 6 ventilators, 1 ICU bed and 14 isolation beds

Mombasa: 12 ventilators, 12 ICU beds and 432 isolation beds

Kiambu: 30 ventilators, 24 ICU beds and 325 isolation beds

Kakamega: 0 ventilators, 0 ICU beds and 222 isolation beds

Uasin Gishu: 0 ventilators, 0 ICU beds and 325 isolation beds

Tharaka Nithi: 0 ventilators, 0 ICU beds and 102 isolation beds

Total for counties: 337 ventilators, 343 ICU beds and 6,890 isolation beds.
 

The.Black.Templar

Chief Lister
Staff member
Ofcourse they have to hold the govament and the people of kenya hostage wakisema hakuna pesa, wheras the budget states that they have 200 millions for office seats, 4 million for tea and biscuits but 0 shillings for hospital beds?? Really!?.
I remember an article that said the first governor of Nyeri was compensated Just over 1 billion from gavament while the Nyery County budget allocation was a total of 4.6 billion. with 2.6 billion being recurrent expenditure. This meant that the governor could single handedly run the county from his pocket for atleast a whooping 6 months before afeel ameanza kusota. And that was just what is in the public knowledge. Meffi wao!
 

Field Marshal

Chief Lister
Isn't funny how people who can't follow simple guidelines - vaa mask, sanitise, and keep social distance - are the ones on the front-line complaining about how gavament has failed?

Ujinga mtupu.

It is the same bonoboish 'we need a Messiah/Satan' mentality that I have seen countless times - always waiting for a miracle-performing superman to pull you out of poverty/disease/misery while doing nothing for yourself and blaming 'satan' for all your failings.

Kwa nini wewe ni fukara? Gavament is corrupt (so they told you to have 12 brats?).
Kwa nini ndugu yako amekufa? Hakukuwa na ventilator kwa spitali (did he wear a mask?)
Kwa nini corruption in Kenya imekidhiri? Our leaders are corrupt (so they told you to bribe?)
Kwa nini gari imeanguka watu wakakufa? Ni mapenzi ya mungu (mungu alikwambia usipeleke gari service brakes zitengenezwe?)

The list is endless.

As an example, the EU has allowed Rwandans to fly to Europe because the people there are disciplined and follow simple gavament guidelines (from traffic regulations to not littering to wearing masks and helmets).

Huku kwetu ni ujuaji na upumbavu mwingi kama za nugu. Mara oooh, hakuna Covid, ni serikali inataka kula pesa, ooooh hizi masks ni biashara ya mtu, ooooooooh, mbona our freedoms are being taken away?

I am 72 so I don't give a ferk whether you bonobos die or live. KULENI UJEURI YENU NA UJUAJI YENU. Die in your dingy slums like the bonobos you are because you are allergic to simple truths and common sense.

There is a community which was once among the most populous in this country lakini sasa naskia wako kama no. 6 because of this same ujuaji na upumbavu, wakiambiwa wajikinge na ukimwi wanasema hakuna ukimwi, ni uchawi. Haya, tuendelee tuone.

Covid itafagia watu in the same same way, watu wawachwe wameshangaa. As it is the statistics being given by gava are a gross under-estimate - ulizeni watu mashinani how people are dying suddenly without prior illness mtashangaa.

Just yesterday the WHO said the worst is to come but I guess they don't know what they are talking about, right?
 

mzeiya

Chief Lister
Mobile Clinics in Pwani rusting away. Kenya paid 800 million for 99 containers in the Afya House Scandal. This Jubilee government is the most corrupt government in the history of Kenya.

It is the same government that steals donated kits from Jack Ma.
We need a better president
Wish an anti-aging pill was actually a reality. Kibaki would straighten things out but for now, our best bet lies with KK from Makueni. Viva!
 

Mr Black

Chief Lister
has the devolution experiment failed, and those crying give it more time, how much more time is required before we judge?
uko na data ya makueni, Kivutha ana ngapi?
It has failed and will remain a low-impact arrangement until we pause and audit.

We need two major adjustments:
1. Formation of vibrant regional blocs as eeconomic centres. Counties need to pool resources to set up pivotal infrastructure.

2. The national and county governments need to find a way through the ministry of devolution to align their goals, part of the reason why Uhuru's adminstration couldnt grow the economy fast enough to catch up with the uptake in debt was the failure to align his programs with those in the counties, that link needs to be an interactive and responsive one.

But overall we would rather slave away with devolution, governors are more responsive ata kama ni vichwa ngumu
 

Ngimanene na Muchere

Chief Lister
Isn't funny how people who can't follow simple guidelines - vaa mask, sanitise, and keep social distance - are the ones on the front-line complaining about how gavament has failed?

Ujinga mtupu.

It is the same bonoboish 'we need a Messiah/Satan' mentality that I have seen countless times - always waiting for a miracle-performing superman to pull you out of poverty/disease/misery while doing nothing for yourself and blaming 'satan' for all your failings.

Kwa nini wewe ni fukara? Gavament is corrupt (so they told you to have 12 brats?).
Kwa nini ndugu yako amekufa? Hakukuwa na ventilator kwa spitali (did he wear a mask?)
Kwa nini corruption in Kenya imekidhiri? Our leaders are corrupt (so they told you to bribe?)
Kwa nini gari imeanguka watu wakakufa? Ni mapenzi ya mungu (mungu alikwambia usipeleke gari service brakes zitengenezwe?)

The list is endless.

As an example, the EU has allowed Rwandans to fly to Europe because the people there are disciplined and follow simple gavament guidelines (from traffic regulations to not littering to wearing masks and helmets).

Huku kwetu ni ujuaji na upumbavu mwingi kama za nugu. Mara oooh, hakuna Covid, ni serikali inataka kula pesa, ooooh hizi masks ni biashara ya mtu, ooooooooh, mbona our freedoms are being taken away?

I am 72 so I don't give a ferk whether you bonobos die or live. KULENI UJEURI YENU NA UJUAJI YENU. Die in your dingy slums like the bonobos you are because you are allergic to simple truths and common sense.

There is a community which was once among the most populous in this country lakini sasa naskia wako kama no. 6 because of this same ujuaji na upumbavu, wakiambiwa wajikinge na ukimwi wanasema hakuna ukimwi, ni uchawi. Haya, tuendelee tuone.

Covid itafagia watu in the same same way, watu wawachwe wameshangaa. As it is the statistics being given by gava are a gross under-estimate - ulizeni watu mashinani how people are dying suddenly without prior illness mtashangaa.

Just yesterday the WHO said the worst is to come but I guess they don't know what they are talking about, right?
Be brave.
 

Othello

Chief Lister
Isn't funny how people who can't follow simple guidelines - vaa mask, sanitise, and keep social distance - are the ones on the front-line complaining about how gavament has failed?

Ujinga mtupu.

It is the same bonoboish 'we need a Messiah/Satan' mentality that I have seen countless times - always waiting for a miracle-performing superman to pull you out of poverty/disease/misery while doing nothing for yourself and blaming 'satan' for all your failings.

Kwa nini wewe ni fukara? Gavament is corrupt (so they told you to have 12 brats?).
Kwa nini ndugu yako amekufa? Hakukuwa na ventilator kwa spitali (did he wear a mask?)
Kwa nini corruption in Kenya imekidhiri? Our leaders are corrupt (so they told you to bribe?)
Kwa nini gari imeanguka watu wakakufa? Ni mapenzi ya mungu (mungu alikwambia usipeleke gari service brakes zitengenezwe?)

The list is endless.

As an example, the EU has allowed Rwandans to fly to Europe because the people there are disciplined and follow simple gavament guidelines (from traffic regulations to not littering to wearing masks and helmets).

Huku kwetu ni ujuaji na upumbavu mwingi kama za nugu. Mara oooh, hakuna Covid, ni serikali inataka kula pesa, ooooh hizi masks ni biashara ya mtu, ooooooooh, mbona our freedoms are being taken away?

I am 72 so I don't give a ferk whether you bonobos die or live. KULENI UJEURI YENU NA UJUAJI YENU. Die in your dingy slums like the bonobos you are because you are allergic to simple truths and common sense.

There is a community which was once among the most populous in this country lakini sasa naskia wako kama no. 6 because of this same ujuaji na upumbavu, wakiambiwa wajikinge na ukimwi wanasema hakuna ukimwi, ni uchawi. Haya, tuendelee tuone.

Covid itafagia watu in the same same way, watu wawachwe wameshangaa. As it is the statistics being given by gava are a gross under-estimate - ulizeni watu mashinani how people are dying suddenly without prior illness mtashangaa.

Just yesterday the WHO said the worst is to come but I guess they don't know what they are talking about, right?
Muzee unatukasiria tufanye nini sasa? Accept it and STAY AT HOME as advised by the govt. Asha sisi tupambane na corona huku. Ukitokea alafe ukufe kufa polepole bila kutumbua.
 
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