Accident Alert: Thermos Collide and burst into Flames

[Meria]

BREAKING NEWS HAPPENING NOW
....Two Petrol trucks have collided and burst into flames in Kakamega also involving many Vehicles....many people are feared dead .....more updates coming in a few

 

[Meria]

 

[Meria]

around mukhonje market, just after chimoi/lwandeti in Kakamega County.

 

[Cortedivoire]

The coincidence of 2 petrol trucks having an accident looks staged managed

 

[Aviator]

The coincidence of 2 petrol trucks having an accident looks staged managed

Ooh great Lord @Cortedivoire
Master of Petrol Trucking
Guru of probability and Coincidences
We humble ourselves before thee

Ooh professor of statistics
Gladly accept our burnt offering
And pussy offering from our resident FP
That we may find favor in your eyes

Teach us, great master of All
How do differentiate
Between an accident and stage management
And we shall forever thank you, great Lord.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

The coincidence of 2 petrol trucks having an accident looks staged managed

Wewe ndio wa kwanza kusikia na stage-managed coincidences.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Ooh great Lord @Cortedivoire
Master of Petrol Trucking
Guru of probability and Coincidences
We humble ourselves before thee

Ooh professor of statistics
Gladly accept our burnt offering
And pussy offering from our resident FP
That we may find favor in your eyes

Teach us, great master of All
How do differentiate
Between an accident and stage management
And we shall forever thank you, great Lord.

 

[Armin]

How do differentiate

ok

 

[Meria]

 

[Meria]

Number of casualties still unknown

 

[Kasaman]

around mukhonje market, just after chimoi/lwandeti in Kakamega County.

I know this place !

 

[Meria]

Listen to @Cortedivoire as he explains how super petrol burns.

 

[Aviator]

Wewe ndio wa kwanza kusikia na stage-managed coincidences.

That is an oxymoron. The proposer is therefore an oxymoron, but without the oxy