Arapmatyaa kingen on the swap
New Lister
MEN CONFERENCE SUMMARY of AGENDA discussed.
1) Keep two phones - One phone not to be brought into the house, but kept in the boot of the car outside.
2) Develop the habit of deleting messages as you read.
It will save your life.
3) Take your wife for mental check-up regularly.
4) Save your girlfriend's number with your mother's name.
It's a major repellent.
5) Change your phone's password daily.
6) Never marry a quiet woman.
The ones that will scream and slap you will never kill you.
7) Never pretend to be faithful.
Let them catch you once in a while.
It's training, and it will prepare them.
8) Lock up all the knives in your house and let her sign a register stating what she needs them for, and allocate time frame for usage.
9) Regulate the usage of rat poison and other chemicals in the house.
Make sure her mother tastes your food before you eat.
10) Regulate and supervise her relationship with her mother.
That would cut off the supply chain of arms and ammunition.
11) Date only those who have Secondary school education (and avoid university students)
They are not very needy and they will not send texts at night.
12) Sleep with your body ensconced in armour, and borrow or buy motorbike helmet to protect your head.
13) Have a sit-down with your wife and discuss possible methods of your death in the event of her catching you.
This is to ensure a painless transition.
14) When choosing a girlfriend, go for the most beautiful and exotic that you can find.
Since it is now a matter of life and death, chop better so your death will be justified
15) Finally, update your Will daily because you will surely get caught someday!....
1) Keep two phones - One phone not to be brought into the house, but kept in the boot of the car outside.
2) Develop the habit of deleting messages as you read.
It will save your life.
3) Take your wife for mental check-up regularly.
4) Save your girlfriend's number with your mother's name.
It's a major repellent.
5) Change your phone's password daily.
6) Never marry a quiet woman.
The ones that will scream and slap you will never kill you.
7) Never pretend to be faithful.
Let them catch you once in a while.
It's training, and it will prepare them.
8) Lock up all the knives in your house and let her sign a register stating what she needs them for, and allocate time frame for usage.
9) Regulate the usage of rat poison and other chemicals in the house.
Make sure her mother tastes your food before you eat.
10) Regulate and supervise her relationship with her mother.
That would cut off the supply chain of arms and ammunition.
11) Date only those who have Secondary school education (and avoid university students)
They are not very needy and they will not send texts at night.
12) Sleep with your body ensconced in armour, and borrow or buy motorbike helmet to protect your head.
13) Have a sit-down with your wife and discuss possible methods of your death in the event of her catching you.
This is to ensure a painless transition.
14) When choosing a girlfriend, go for the most beautiful and exotic that you can find.
Since it is now a matter of life and death, chop better so your death will be justified
15) Finally, update your Will daily because you will surely get caught someday!....