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If your jalopies and othiwis are insured by Xplico or Monarch, you are naked. Xplico folded last year and Monarch are still taking people's premiums, but will promptly bend you over their reception counter at Chester House and have a serious go at you without lube, then jump into the forest...

😁 I can't even even remember when I did this. Any Lister enjoying their tipple this Friday, do that ritual for this pal of ours.

I made a promise to myself when Scumbag rested, that I would pause Gunia until the year turned. Well, we have turned. Scumbag...pumzika. We miss you. Someone call @Mongrel ....

@kijanamrefu 's favourite track 20 years ago. As the exhauster driver's assistant. Listening to his Palito at Dagoretti Corner...

6th September 2017, @Cazorla misplaced a rhino.

@Cazorla

@Mongrel 's friend, Stability Omondi Opiyo...taking to the skies. Height is nothing.

Mamlaka kidogo and the Ndeiyan thinks he's running the country.

Gunia drones captured some controversial stills.. Mkiona yule jamaa mwambie congratulations, but DNA muhimu.. none of these eggs look like him.

Safaricom wameamua kutafuna Kizungu design wao hutafuna bundles. Blalfakkin-style.

Uhuru Kenyatta's vision for his family was too big for the peasant majority that is Kenya. Just about as mismatched as a 520 O-ring chain from a Yamaha Tenere on a kid's bicycle.... Also, can the contortionist or witch who fitted this fat twat through the sunroof of this Toyota kindly get in...

Pale hacienda, wanachambua mambo.

June 2017.

In the spirit of looking out for a brother, we got to work after this dog-shocking display. Introducing the Cretin WRX2KPlus.

@It's Me Scumbag , unaweza kuwa na itinerary ya yule jamaa wa chomelea? @Meria kagonga butterfly na Succed new shape, V12 biturbo AWD tiptronic. Nikimpata na hii ni game short.

The conglomerate is making forays into the fast food business. Luwere to the Marabou stork.

You know your brake calipers are due for work or replacement when you experience the following: Spongy brake pedal Uneven brake pad wear Sudden pull to one side when braking Fluid leaks inner wheel surface Harufu ya burning socks If this is you, and you’re on a modest budget so you can’t...