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Go to the nearest market and purchase the largest Grandma panties you can find. Hang two on the clothesline and let the village witches spread the news.

Change is constant. Get over it. Funny how the now beloved Xenforro was so despised it was one of the reasons for the birth of Senate.

With these politicians, especially the new entrants, huwezi kosa scandal you can prime them with. Then collect but chunga we don't start talking of you in past tense.

Masters of Foley

Nguruwe kajikaanga... Ni msemo, tuu no harm intended

Kamari si haram?

Pia iingie airport to ease the commute into CBD

Also, RAO was done in by the low voter turnout in his perceived strongholds. Other than Siaya no where else did he get a resounding 90% + approval by the electorate. On the other hand, Ruto had several counties giving him 90% + hapo kwa ballot. Na kikirudiwo it will be worse than 48% national...

What a natural beauty

Nimekubali. RWNEEEBPORK. Even if a runoff is called it would be a confirmation of the inevitable. Ruto is the chosen one. We need a strong opposition alliance for the checks and balances. Amani idumu Kenya.

If you wanna swing at me you better be ready to be on the receiving end of a serious whooping. No gender bias

Huyu hakupata memo.

Cronyism does not exist in Kenyan's vocabulary and that's why we are blind to it.

It does not go unnoticed that today, one very close and trusted confidant of Citizen #01 has been promoted to run the Army

Lakini population growth has its place in keeping in check inflation. Look at sparsely populated cities in Luxembourg, Sweden etc. Their prices of basic commodities including housing is too high

Huyo asahau any public service. Ako barred from serving in any capacity.

And I thought it was the godfather of Omosh the WD-40 sniffing don't-call-it-a-mongerel

Having handed over a BlackBerry Bold to carjackers at gunpoint, I quickly realized life is more important and the gadgets are totally useless. Now see where the BlackBerry brand is at today!

Maybe a contortionist. Hearkens back to the days of Tinga swallowing the cockerel and even further to '82 when a majority of those voting this year were not born.