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  1. forest monkey

    5 things women will never tell you

    1)MONEY NEVER MATTERS UNLESS SHE IS BROKE OR LOOKING TO SETTLE DOWN. Yeah all you " Mr get money to get women" are attracting gold-diggers or post-prime women. When I was broke I had more sex than I have now although I agree the quality has improved. I no longer have time to hunt down some 20...
  2. forest monkey

    I have no respect for you

    It's 5:00 am in the morning, last nights beer is still in my system, besides me is the hottest woman I have ever slept with, a student at a private university taking a major in marketing. When i say hot I really mean it, I have fucking high standards she stands at about 5 feet 3 inches tall...
  3. forest monkey

    Kidinyi bonoko na singo matha

    kuja huku thika nikupee slayqueen 19 years wife material lightskin....tight, babyless
  4. forest monkey

    Traits women look for in men

    siku soma it looks bluepill to me but status and game is all that matters.
  5. forest monkey

    Ogopa wanawake: look at what they did to the great Ronaldinho

    ukiwa napesa don't marry foolishly
  6. forest monkey

    A Boy Shild Under Sieke

    I sometimes laugh at how it's easy to deceit humans. Religion, witchcraft, curses e.t.c we all want to believe that there is something superior that will solve our problems. If witchcraft was real, ask yourself this. Why don't super powerful nations like USA and Russia spend billions in...
  7. forest monkey

    NEVER BREAK FRAME - RED-PILL ARTICLE

    It depends on how it's presented as a profession its a skill and at the super-advanced levels it's an alpha skill, but you have to remember cooking in it's purest form means taking care of someone(beta) or trying to please an individual, it's motherly, womanly it's this very characteristic that...
  8. forest monkey

    Adult(18+) Tinder

    Just get out of your coach, go to the road look at the street, beautiful Kenyan women everywhere and you depend on an app to get you laid. Is this generations' social skills this bad. Spend time talking to random people, use public transport often talk to passengers, go to events network with...
  9. forest monkey

    Adult(18+) 10 truths about a man and his penis

    Be healthy, workout ,avoid heavy alcohol drinking, don't smoke and you will last 48hrs like me
  10. forest monkey

    Fiud Marshall anyanganywa maziwa

    testerone imeshuka to 0%. Acha pombe na mafuta, sign up to the nearest gym lift heavy, run a quater marathon once a week. within 3 months you will be fucking like a rabbit
  11. forest monkey

    Clubs with lots of yengs

    chesos! simamisha dem kwa barabara, omba number ukinyimwa tafuta mwingine, ukipewa number kula kitu weekend polepole. Repeat this every week, am not promising you heaven but you should get at least 2 new pussy per month if you approach 20+ women a month and the more women you talk to the better...
  12. forest monkey

    NEVER BREAK FRAME - RED-PILL ARTICLE

    WEDNESDAY 11/30/2019 NEVER BREAK FRAME. FRAME IS KEY TO MAINTAINING ATTRACTION NEVER LOSE IT!!! I remember a few years ago when I was still new to game, I met this fine kamba lady, I was pulling all my strings right, displaying classical alpha traits, I could tell...
  13. forest monkey

    Adult(18+) Spreading toxic femininity at all costs

    Thanks God this isn't my uni, kwenye niko naeza kua fucked especially how i spanked random girls on friday.
  14. forest monkey

    NOW YOU SEE ME NOW YOU DON'T(GHOSTING)

    ooooh here comes the feminists and social justice warriors.... hear the gate bells ring
  15. forest monkey

    Bend the Knee Proposals?

    Marriage has no value in this era.
  16. forest monkey

    Stop Masturbation! Nduthi is a Killer, Control Your Mind

    Frequent masturbation should be avoided, it kills your masculine drive.
  17. forest monkey

    Men Drain, Women Gain

    No commitment, No cohabitating procreation is your choice.
  18. forest monkey

    So Every Weekend When Lichoti is Away on a drinking spree, his Mwifey is taken care of by a good samaritan

    I pulled in a new number last night shes coming over today. I also fucked my GF today in the morning, she made me nice mandazi she loves me and hopes will get married.
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    Adult(18+) If any of these ever happens to you, Jiondoe

    Utakanyagiwa dem na pastor ujue hujui
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