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  1. Swansea

    We want to be like asia giants and other hekayas

    She never heard of Vumbistan? She would be sitting pretty here as governor, maybe of our capital siti - County 47. Giving "dimples" a run for his money.
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    @Okiya

    Please, that's the Mang'o DEB, oh sorry, Mang'u education speaking. Where high interest rates.......ama wacha tu 👀
  3. Swansea

    Somalis are in a hurry to bolster voting numbers,...

    It can be fixed. Remember the late Michuki with the matatus? It takes the right kind of leadership and enforcement, things that are lacking from the top leadership in government all the way to the bottom.
  4. Swansea

    Enthusiastic youths promised jobs

    :LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL: Has any of the tugeges kept count of the number of promises and whether any of them have been fulfilled?
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    Kenyans hawana huruma

    On another thread ilisemwa, "be where your feet are". Certain things cannot be done via "remote control", considering siku hizi wengi wa WaKenya ni watepeli. Her story is not the first nor will it be the last. Kwani she doesn't read social media or even consult with fellow diasporans before she...
  6. Swansea

    Shyne

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    Zakayo finally tells medics waache upuzzi

    Yet he had money allotted to reward election losers, failed, unaccomplished politicians, opportunists, twerkists, murderers, thieves, socialities with CAS positions. Talk about misplaced priorities. Tugeges, priss come and rationalize this for the rest of us. Doctors or CAS'es?
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    Uhuru calls Raila Traitor

    From the vantage point of tugeges. 👀
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    Uhuru calls Raila Traitor

    You're the kind if given an opportunity to guess a million times, even when the answer is staring at you dead smack in your face, would still guess wrong. Like in Shakespeare's Hamlet, when he references "To be, or not to be". You will still be scratching your head into 2030. Still trying to...
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    Shyne

    This guy allegedly took the fall for P. Diddy in the club shooting incident at the start of this century. Diddy allegedly paid him one million dollars. Did the jail time and was deported from the US back to his home country of Belize. He's now a politician (people's rep) on the verge of maybe...
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    Memo to Kenya Kwisha Tugegs

    To the "leader of the tugeges" who resides at Statehouse still thinks "affordable housing" is more important than healthcare and it's providers. Doctors are on strike, he's busy piling up "sky miles".
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    Bibi ya Meria

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    Mchele babes arrested

    Yeah ok. That's before she removes that "ogudu a.k.a. kofia a.k.a weave" and those "angolos". 😁
  14. Swansea

    Mchele babes arrested

    Totally support you on this one. If they are caught, this should be an attempted murder charge, if the person survives. Lost a pal a while back that fell victim to these "pishori" women.
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    Mapenzi: 2 scenarios

    Americans love using this old cliché, "be where your feet are". 😁 Loosely translated: Ukiwa kazini, hapana fikiria ugali utakula jioni kwa simba. The man that took his "wife" to Bidenstan hoping to recreate "nyumbani" huko Marekani (read - romanticism) should have embraced that adage. 😁😁😁
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    They want Kindiki's job

    Tugege.
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    Blacks need to develop Africa

    Try telling that to "tugeges". The "sober" leaders to be "depended" on are right here. They probably earned "sitting allowances" on this material day. 😁 "We did not read whole Finance Act, MPs confess to angry farmers."...
  18. Swansea

    In the newspaper

    He wanted to be president so badly and for one thing only. Primitive accumulation of wealth and his insatiable ego. Hubris. He should know better. He saw Moi dying a lonely, senile, old man that no one speaks endearingly about. He left ALL that wealth he accumulated right here on earth. He...
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    In the newspaper

    Mr. Micromanager happens to be a not so good manager. Or perhaps, maybe, there is "nothing" in it for him ($)?
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