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  1. Clemens

    If wajahkoya had won

    Small scale farmers would have been exporting this, we have the natural weather and it grows naturally without needing the subsidized fertilizer and pesticides. We fumbled a big one, we now have wokovu importing foreign pastors instead.
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    My dear Kantuya

    She is named after the Sudan teak, a beauty to behold, caramel skinned, well endowed hot blooded highland nilote. the Sudan teak that's common in the banks of seasonal rivers of the Kerio valley. Thanks to her, I can now go to clubs where slay queens are many and would like to catch the eye of...
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    Maddo beef

    Since the resist movement is yet to cease their hostilities. Here goes nothing.
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    Tomatoes

    My pedestrian observation, the tomatoes in our market no longer rot in two or three days as used to be the norm back in the 80's,90's and early 2000's. Left some tomatoes in my residence and was away for two weeks, to my suprise on my return on Sunday, they were still intact although they had...
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    Masaibu ya Mwana wa Mungu toka Tongaren

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    Murder most foul

    MOMBASA, Kenya, Feb 28 — A traffic police officer in Mombasa lost his life on Monday after a motorist ran him over while attempting to evade a traffic check. The deceased identified as Julius Marwa was controlling traffic at Buxton Junction when the 4:30pm incident occurred, a police report...
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    EPRA Fuckery

    The international oil prices have reduced significantly, but that is yet to be passed to the pump ⛽ prices. Wasiafu kunani?
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    GaChagua-Sakaja media spat

    It a three pronged approach: 1. A red herring to withdraw attention from our current economic situation. 2. Build 'subject A' CV as a defender of Mt Kenya and subsequent claim to it's so much touted kingpin position. 3. Build 'subject B' CV among the rest of Nairobi residents as a hero against...
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    Today's elections

    Ground hapa inasema Kait Sait. In favour of Tim Kipchumba, UDA are campaigning to the last day.
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    Consumer protection

    Consumer protection is dead in Kenya, bought a loaf of bread yesterday, that has a sticker claiming that it was manufactured today. Back in them days we had protection from false description of goods, but it died a natural death. You are on your own fuckers.
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    DRC Congo.

    The lifting of the arms export to DRC Congo by UN is suspect when the EAC states has boots on the ground. The lift was sponsored by France of all people.
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    Miss Birkin bag arrested by D-

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    Throwback from MuchathaReloaded

    By Muchatha Reloaded a Famous Lister, stolen from Kenyanlist.com 1. Media can create a mountain from a mole hill and vice versa. Take anything you hear with a pinch of salt from these guys. So when they tell you one guy, tribe etc is bad..it is because they want you to believe so. So when they...
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    40 years ago today.

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    Chattering class

    For now, the chattering class is divided into three, the Pro-govt, who yesterday evening; were dancing in the streets/had full lights on and incessantly beeping their vehicles, those who were bitter with the results and projected their anger towards their favourite pinatas (whatever they may...
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    Pesky Hornbill

    There has been two families of hornbills in my compound, that have been nagging me and my imports, knocking on all of my windows, Both of the house and Jalopy, from 6:30am and throughout the day. What deterrence measure can honourable senators suggest?
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    Safaricom network

    Are you people in the railway belt, suffering from poor safaricom network, spells of silence and abrupt termination of ongoing calls? Ama hizi ni shida za Mashinani? I am 200 metres from a safaricom booster, and have been experiencing this for over a week now.
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    The red planet

    The red planet is shimmering tonight. According to folklore in some communities, Blood is shed around this time.
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    From Mfalme na Majitu back in Klost

    A NOTE TO ALL KENYANS:WENYE NCHI.TAKE A FEW MINUTES OF YOUR TIME N READ THIS.... RAILA AMOLO WILLLIAM RUTO MUSALIA MUDAVADI UHURU KENYATTA ... ... PETER KENNNETH MARTHA KARUA PROF OLE KIYIAPI KALONZO MUSYOKA RAPHAEL TUJU ... MUTAVA MUSYIMI GEORGE SAITOTO they have the following in common: a.they...
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