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Hii yenu sasa imeanza kusound kama mafunzo ya bibilia; full of threats and innuendos but crumble upon simple challenge. What exactly is a booster shot?

Hapo sasa. Ongeza volume wakiristo wasikie.

You do realise that the lack of great calamities and favourable weather patterns is the lead cause of bonoboism in Africa. Consider if we had winter or earthquakes in Africa for just a month how many of the low IQs will die watuwachie continent mzima sisi wenye akili. Imagine eti kuna earthquake...

Kibaki na Mimi tulikuwa hivi(crosses the index and the middle finger in an upward sign). Learn to differentiate issues. My problem with him was more on his abilities to steal elections rather than his economic management skills.

Wewe ni ile ...... koko kwanza. Unatusi watu lakini wewe ndio wa kwanza kukimbia kwa @admin like the little biatch you are.

Malisa

Have you attempted to run a business in post-Kibaki era?

Mimi hushangaa hawa governors na vibaraka wao wakienda benchmarking huko nje hao huona nini. Ama ni malanye tuu?

Mimi watu hupitia place inaitwa wanyee na gatina of all the names wakienda home hakuna kitu wanaweza niambia.

Kuna siku ndeiyans walienda umasaaini eti wanaenda revenge mission wakapata ndauwo wanawangoja. They just smiled sheepishly and turned back. Wengine hata hawakufika huko.

Nyinyi ndio mnatomba donors na this woishee stories eh?! Nishawahi kuwa mkereketwa so hii language naitambua sana. Where did you get the 65% statistic from to start with?

Wewe na zile doggy hukimbia sideways kwa shopping centres za ushago ni kama zimekata centre bolt hakuna tofauti machoni mwangu.

Africans are still evolving. Renting houses for the two for a year will cost less than 10m but since watu lazima wakule, wacha tungoje

Africans again preoccupied with none issues. Mashida zimeisha Kenya? Is that something to be legislated really?

Never in my life have I ever been to a lifeless place like Ndeiya. Dry as a bone with weirdos for residents. Halafu hao majamaa sii ni waoga. Anyway, here is a well known Ndeiyan akihama na all his earthly possessions. Sii kupenda kwake. Ni maisha imemfikisha hapa. Muoneni huruma

It will be a long day in hell before I buy a property for 19 mirrions in a dust bucket like kitengela. Yote tisa kumi ni kwamba miti hupunguza vumbi na sii lazima usome sana ndio uelewe hio. Wary wapande miti.

Naomba pleadings wewe unaniwekea ile kitu ya kufunga nyama. Anyway, even from the meat wrappers, it appears the learned judge addressed himself to issues raised before him and did not pull orders from his ass as you wanted us to believe. Ama wewe unaelewa aje mambo ya prejudice?

Kwani wakenya ni maji gani hio mnakunywa inawafanya mkuwe wajinga hivyo? Sii watu waache mehemehe watuwekee the pleadings hapa. I refuse to imagine that there are judges hellbent on issuing orders without looking at the merits of the orders sought.

Africans are still evolving. Bado hatujajua umuhimu wa affordable energy to industrialization.