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  1. Budspencer

    Kenya Powerless

    Got a funny SMS from these guys leo. Wale wanafwanya kazi huko hebu mtuchanue, what is? @Aviator my use of the southern bypass is almost certain now.
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    Guka You Want to Stop Aging? Doc Oga Wacha Upuus

    https://kenyanlist.net/index.php?threads/why-the-earth-is-flat-and-other-stories.25046/page-3#post-297622 In the above link to the pinned thread, iko upuus mingi inasemwa, sanasana na @Doc oga ati Einstein is nothing, ati Tesla is the real McCoy nyef nyef nyef... chunga maongeo yako. As a...
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    Is This Hit Known to Senators?

    What were you doing at the time? Hapo 0:58 ndio ilikua climax. Ilikua moto sana!
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    This is for Guka

    See how animals in human form walk in our midst. Najua unapenda ama hizi.
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    Why is Africa Reduced on the World Map?

    See the distance between Dakar and Hordio, Somalia and compare it with the distance between the Russian extremities of Krasnodar and Anadyr. Iko ukora. Maybe there's an explanation why they exaggerated the maps in the northern hemisphere. Heneway, mjionee. From the map Russia definitely looks...
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    El Nyanyas Kindly Advise

    https://kenyanlist.net/index.php?threads/tomatoe-farming.5657/ https://kenyanlist.net/index.php?threads/elnyanya.2687/page-2 Conglomerate Heinz cartel @Kalel bado najaribu kukufikia. I've burnt my fingers severally nikitaste ground (kwanza kwa nursery...wacha tu) and I'm now confident kanaweza...
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    Admin!

    Hamna fidelity humu. My notifications are getting read by someone. I get no notifications unless I comment on threads and they get further comments, are quoted or liked immediately before that clown gets to open them. I've noted this the last three days and today it's worse. Kindly investigate.
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    Nduthi Gang

    We need akina Hessy back on the streets very urgently, otherwise things will spiral out of control.
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    Ni Kama Kimeibiwo

    Syamba ya maji imeenda. From the posture of the government, it looks like ICJ with its Somali president wamepea skinnies territory yetu. Katatamba wadau. Expect a confrontation at the border. Media is already awash with bitter exchanges.
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    'Phone home!'

    Thought I was looking at the kawaida YouTube clickbait thumbnail, and this time I clicked. Disfigured kid in UG anatisha wengi. Looks like ET but pendo la mama is everlasting. Boy child aliingia Eburu once the kid was born. Video is 5 days old na inahurumisha. Hata mama aliponea. Looks like she...
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    Brave Squad

    Are you still in doubt of the lethality of the Delta variant? A friend has just lost the wife in the delivery room. She was under 35 and very healthy. No known condition before today. Ametoka tu delivery room, got dizzy and complained of shortness of breath. Akaanza kuongea vitu zake and by the...
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    27.29B

    https://nation.africa/kenya/business/puzzle-of-sgr-builder-set-to-pocket-sh60m-per-kilometre-for-murram-road-3509872 Hizi contracts hupatikana aje tutafute? BTW, how much did Mutua build his tarmac for per Km? Huyu jamaa asimame urais.
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    The Mountain Mnapenda Soup Sana

    Nimeitisha Murram Special wakanipa supu half litre kama appetizer. Heneway, imekua tamu kama sunguch. Then Murram Special with aroma kama yote. Rouphages muhimu. Imekuja bila kuitishwa👏👏👏 Food connoisseur is impressed. ETD Sagana xxxx hrs, ETA Losesia Shop xxxx hrs kuona mzito @Ice_Cube...
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    Seutafrika Kamenuka

    Zuma supporters' riots are spreading in KZN and Gauteng provinces. Shopping centres set ablaze, game parks fences brought down, shootings hadi inabidi SADF kuingilia kati. Bonobae wapambane na hali yao. If it weren't for the whites, SA ingekua kama tu Haiti or CAR.
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    Jam on the A104 Today

    Yes, that's right. The road through Njabini to Nairobi will be part of A104 until tomorrow according to KeNHA. So wale wa kufura kama maandas overlapping ikianza start your rehearsals. Mimi nilihepa hii jam last night.
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    Second Bests from the West

    Omwami @Pamba 1 kujeko kidogo. Mbona mnaanza kulegea hivi mnaacha McCagarry zinachotwa ovyo ovyo? Heneway it's better to escape with your life but bila transformer. Counter Commission na Original Commander hawasaidii. Halafu Omwami @Cazorla was too slow as he ran towards Kimilili...
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    Songo Kumeseko Paper baga

    Ile kuhangaika hii mtu anahangaika, deepstate imuhurumie tu. Hii ni kama 30kgs off na mwaka haijaisha. Kichwa ndio imebaki tu.
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    Kunguru Kapata Kichapo

    Oga kacharaza the kunguruic daughter like a burkenge. Mzae sasa achunge asiangushe sabun. Feminists and human rights activists will finish him and his boys.
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    Kulala kwa Jam

    Wadau we've been on standstill the last three hours hapa Lari market. Imagine the freakin overlapping caused by two accidents! The last thing you should lose is hope but hapa tumekubali kulala.
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    Idi Admin Banae

    @admin tuko saidia mbaya kabisa. The last few days when we open clips (twirra, youtube and other vids) it's just a white screen with audio. However, tunawatch poa sana when we disable adblocker. Hivi ndio tutaishi?
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