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Have you ever woken up with a rabid desire to sin? That is me, this morning. And I plan to make it.my lifestyle henceforth. Why? Because I am a big man now. I proudly announce to you that I will soon be a minister in the county government. The governor himuseof called me last night and told me...

Wadau am a disappointed man. I gave all my blood and sweat to see the mheshimiwa win. Many sleepless nights, spending days away from home, riding on the back of a rugged truck with deafening sounds. Enduring humiliation and insults from hostile crowds. Spending days at the polling station No...

Vipi wadau Today happens to be my free day in a way,so I give you some updates and take you down the memory lane. We last conversed while I was in a pub unsure of what to do after Winnie busted my Lillian in our house. Well, at midnight, I went home and found a fuming Winnie and her daughter...

Vipi wadau. Jana boss ameenda na Lootall campaigns, so am free. When I tell you am bewitched, I mean it. It all started here. https://kenyanlist.net/index.php?threads/of-shoes-and-fertility.27698/ Winnie and I have been living unhappily ever since. Living together coz she refused to go back to...

I have not always been careless with money. When I got my first job earning a 18k salo, I used to plan meticulously for every coin. And I had class. 5k would go to paying rent. 4k would be set aside for food. 2k for transport. 1k for pussy 2k to mum. The rest to KRA and helb. And since I had a...

Good people, my life hasn't always been the mess it is now. There were good times, and a lot of beautiful memories remain forever etched in my head. Whereas (de)motivational speakers advise that we should not dwell in the past, I prefer to relive yesteryears coz they are better than any...

How's wadaus? I trust you have been well. Mimi bado niko, campaigning for UDA, and getting a few coins to irrigate my throat with on a regular basis. We last communicated when I narrated the hekaya of what deported me to upcounty...

My neighbor got the vaccines in April. A middle aged gut in mid 40s. Together with the khupipi. Two doses. They suspect one of their kids got it from a neighborhood and brought it home. They all tested positive early this month- him, wife and 3 kids. Put on home care. Jamaa akawezwa and was...

This is a continuation from here: https://kenyanlist.net/index.php?threads/a-messy-life-emily.10641/ Monday 16st Nov 2018. At 8am, I was at the church. Emily welcomed me with a hug. I couldn't fail to notice her sharp boobs protesting under her white blouse. Nipples like thorns. Men, that girl...

Nini husumbua Hawa watu? https://biznakenya.com/muthoni-wa-mukiri/ Former Inooro Tv presenter Muthoni wa Mukiri has narrated how partying from Monday to Sunday left her broke and desperate. The Tv personality, who has taken to vlogging on YouTube after quitting her job at Inooro, said that...

I may not be the sharpest tool in the box, but this has left me confused for the past 4 weeks. Walimu wetu @Elgin and @Mwalimu-G please put this in layman's terms. What Orengo said: What I heard: When a verb or a pronoun comes before a noun or a proverb followed by a pronoun or adverb, or...

After 7 months of tender loving care, I thought it is time to enjoy the fruits.... So I picked the fattest. Very bitter. Is that the true taste of promogronade?

It is too cold for me to be out drinking, so am indoors. And bored coz am not drinking. When am bored like I am now, I normally go to my phone and check all the conversations I have had. Todays summary is here. 1) Hellen: I promised to pay your June rent then went AWOL. Promises made in bed...

How do you design, actualize and ride such a thing? This is child abuse aisee

Forget arimis. Here is the real deal It's like a BJ with Tropical

Wadau, I have seen something good in India and would want to ship it here. A 10kg package that has a volume of 50x40x30cms. What shipping options are available?

Has anyone found an answer to the question we are all asking ourselves?

Let us engage in some intelligent discussion. At what point in evolution did humans find it Shameful to walk around naked? What could have triggered the realization that nudity is Shameful? And more importantly, why is it Shameful?

Vile korona imetufungia kwa manyumba, nimejipata with a lot of time in my hands. Nimenyonga mangi nikachoka, then went on to list the women I have been with. And it is an impressive list with 67 bodies. Those are the ones I remember. Then I noticed a pattern. At any given time, my partners...