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Have you ever woken up with a rabid desire to sin? That is me, this morning. And I plan to make it.my lifestyle henceforth. Why? Because I am a big man now. I proudly announce to you that I will soon be a minister in the county government. The governor himuseof called me last night and told me...

My fren, I am more educated than most people in politics. And I have some good news. Ngavana bado tuko pamoja.

I haven't been invited. 😭😭😭😭😭

Machoss Especially now that am broke.

You are right. I have eaten over 1m from him. But nothing to show out of it. Saa hii nategea anilipe ya agent, kitu 40k. That's the only thing I will be able to show from the campaigns. You are right. Yes. 40k

Imagine I was the acting PA and had been promised a ministerial job. Nikajitolea roho yangu yote. And I promised several people jobs. Now am back to square zero. Ferk mhesh

Wadau am a disappointed man. I gave all my blood and sweat to see the mheshimiwa win. Many sleepless nights, spending days away from home, riding on the back of a rugged truck with deafening sounds. Enduring humiliation and insults from hostile crowds. Spending days at the polling station No...

Vipi wadau Today happens to be my free day in a way,so I give you some updates and take you down the memory lane. We last conversed while I was in a pub unsure of what to do after Winnie busted my Lillian in our house. Well, at midnight, I went home and found a fuming Winnie and her daughter...

Wadau, I got killed. Almost.

Vipi wadau. Jana boss ameenda na Lootall campaigns, so am free. When I tell you am bewitched, I mean it. It all started here. https://kenyanlist.net/index.php?threads/of-shoes-and-fertility.27698/ Winnie and I have been living unhappily ever since. Living together coz she refused to go back to...

I have not always been careless with money. When I got my first job earning a 18k salo, I used to plan meticulously for every coin. And I had class. 5k would go to paying rent. 4k would be set aside for food. 2k for transport. 1k for pussy 2k to mum. The rest to KRA and helb. And since I had a...

Sadly, am turned on by such women.

Wadau nimeokoka

Good people, my life hasn't always been the mess it is now. There were good times, and a lot of beautiful memories remain forever etched in my head. Whereas (de)motivational speakers advise that we should not dwell in the past, I prefer to relive yesteryears coz they are better than any...

"1st amendment doesn't protect assholes from criticism. The right to act like an asshole and be called an asshole is the same fucking right."- Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

It always ends in premium tears Kama huyu Sasa tushajosana. Ok, hatukua tunapendana. Na amekatalia kwetu. It becomes almost impossible to pull a disappearing act.

When I get enough courage, I will narrate how niliwekewa mchele by a lady and her "brother". Lakini kwanza let me cry kiasi. 😭😭😭😭😭

How's wadaus? I trust you have been well. Mimi bado niko, campaigning for UDA, and getting a few coins to irrigate my throat with on a regular basis. We last communicated when I narrated the hekaya of what deported me to upcounty...

It borders criminality to try and manufacture anything here. Taxes and bureaucracy seem designed to discourage setting up a factory of any kind.

So etching is wrong with the figures. Daily sales over 1m Daily slaughter 1250 large plus 2000 small stock. How the hell does over 3000 animals bring a revenue of just over 1m? That makes the average selling price of one animal to be approximately 400 Bob. Even an x-layer hen fetches better prices