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This man will be the first ex-president to be jailed.

I am trying to feel for her but nikama nimeshindwa. Donno why.

In case your cow swallows metallic objects they attach to the magnet thus can't harm the cow. I just learnt this the other day too.

And things will be even better tukiuzia Adani JKIA and Ketraco. Dumb shits.

Hii second one inaanguka wapi tupeleke State House huko?

This fucker will never get it. Why was there such secrecy in that Adani thing? You will know we are patriotic when we arrest you and put you in jail the moment you leave the presidency.

Uhuru si mount Kenya, ajaribu kwenda kwa Ruto atajua hajui.

How else do Kenyans want to be told these shits are there for their own stomachs? Is there any wonder that these guys even go to women's toilets to chase bribes of 10k?

The fact that Gachagua will not be in the ballot might turn out to be Ruto's worst nightmare, if the kikuyus decide to support somebody like Okiya.

No wonder they steal the way they do. Kenyan leaders have so much disdain for the common Wanjiku that they no longer bother to measure their words. Cherargei said the same thing juzi. The worst bit is that we called this upon ourselves, being bribed with 200/- to vote for these shits.

My ideal presidential candidate.

This season ODM will be paid to spoil for Okiya. Raila is truly showing his true colors. Just the other day this woman was promising Ruto that they will be together even beyond 2027.

That's how we are left to choose among people like Sonko and Karen Nyamu. These shameless empty-headed politicians first gang up and remove the one biggest threat to their stealing, then from there they go back to their mud-births happily, after killing their common threat. It's a wonder how...

You don't speak for me, wakameat.

This performing monkey wasn't thrown out?

True, but only because Mobutu is dead.

Is this really normal gluttony or is Ruto actually sick? This can't be normal.

Nothing short of a firing squad on an industrial scale will cleanse this country of these bastards who are ready to sell their mothers for money.

You don't say!

What does this one smoke?