Drinking and driving.

Wassup good ladies and gents.
Now, a fella I know too well bought himself a kadudu, well a second hand Honda fit from a one MBO yard. Well lets call it new ,Ni KDA. Now, I and this brother choose to go and 'baptise' the poor car on Friday. So I leave my car behind and we get in this very nice place. Mwenye gari ni kuitisha tu. Kitu 10pm ndio kurudi home. Now, the nigga can't even remember where the damn cut out is when we are leaving. Tulirudi kejani via a taxi bike. I think all the angels in heaven were all upon us.

Nimeona some very sad nyews pale Citizen hence this mini hekaya.

Your lesson is well delivered mwalimu.

Mwalimu-G said:

Your lesson is well delivered mwalimu.

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Asande. Niwekee kwa TPAD. Haha.

Njohi ndietiga

wuehh mimi on friday night ilibidi nitwmbee more than 10km. because i refused to ride in a drunk driven car..makosa.. naumwa na miguu hadi wa leo

emali said:

wuehh mimi on friday night ilibidi nitwmbee more than 10km

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You're not brave

Mongrel said:

Njohi ndietiga

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Ndì mang'a...

Mongrel said:

You're not brave

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no i am not

That's the problem with new cars. They don't know their way home.

Kamnjoro said:

That's the problem with new cars. They don't know their way home.

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hahhaa

emali said:

wuehh mimi on friday night ilibidi nitwmbee more than 10km. because i refused to ride in a drunk driven car..makosa.. naumwa na miguu hadi wa leo

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Si ungechukua train?

QuadroK4000 said:

Si ungechukua train?

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Wacha nitetee @emali , in the country side England, unaweza tembea 70km to ur hood. Hamna mathree wala nduthi.

QuadroK4000 said:

Si ungechukua train?

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vile @Elgin amesema hapo chini.. after 2300 hamna public transport labda taxi.. na sikuwa na simu

emali said:

vile @Elgin amesema hapo chini.. after 2300 hamna public transport labda taxi.. na sikuwa na simu

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Ok

Elgin said:

But I think those country boys and gals will assist you alot if you need some help. Wah I had alot of fun in the Oxfordshire. Oh good lord, I popped some Exctacy whilst there. That thing will show you love everywhere.

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OK, sasa leta full hekaya.

Elgin said:

can't even remember where the damn cut out is when we are leaving.

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I have a plan , this Friday you should go out and celebrate ,kushukuru cutout . But this time mtumie Uber .
Next time advise a friend to install Autowatch alarm , iko na cut out poa sana .You can start the engine but you have 90 seconds to press the button .This gives you time kuzubaisha passenger kama hutaki ajue .Hii cutout ingine ni upuss ,zile unafinya kwanza ndio engine I start .