Recent content by Masgwembe

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    Need advice for a friend...

    Go to the nearest market and purchase the largest Grandma panties you can find. Hang two on the clothesline and let the village witches spread the news.
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    County Assembly Down

    Change is constant. Get over it. Funny how the now beloved Xenforro was so despised it was one of the reasons for the birth of Senate.
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    Betrayal...

    With these politicians, especially the new entrants, huwezi kosa scandal you can prime them with. Then collect but chunga we don't start talking of you in past tense.
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    Kenyatta 3 in the making JSKS

    Masters of Foley
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    Junet Mohamed Publicly admitting they had insiders in IEBC

    Nguruwe kajikaanga... Ni msemo, tuu no harm intended
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    Mombasa commuter rail

    Pia iingie airport to ease the commute into CBD
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    This is why i knew Ruto will win against Raila...

    Also, RAO was done in by the low voter turnout in his perceived strongholds. Other than Siaya no where else did he get a resounding 90% + approval by the electorate. On the other hand, Ruto had several counties giving him 90% + hapo kwa ballot. Na kikirudiwo it will be worse than 48% national...
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    I met a Legend today in Kibera

    What a natural beauty
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    Lesson in Humility

    Nimekubali. RWNEEEBPORK. Even if a runoff is called it would be a confirmation of the inevitable. Ruto is the chosen one. We need a strong opposition alliance for the checks and balances. Amani idumu Kenya.
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    it's hard being a man

    If you wanna swing at me you better be ready to be on the receiving end of a serious whooping. No gender bias
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    Na eti mimi nalia Ruto ameshindwa! Jehova!!!!!

    Huyu hakupata memo.
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    ADC to Commander of Kenya Army

    Cronyism does not exist in Kenyan's vocabulary and that's why we are blind to it.
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    ADC to Commander of Kenya Army

    It does not go unnoticed that today, one very close and trusted confidant of Citizen #01 has been promoted to run the Army
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