Bingwa Scrotum
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This hekaya is set in lands arabia, ..involves my young arab self, a sub-Saharan by the name mathengi, the headteacher, several female teachers and my class
When a kid goat is born, it looks for its mama’s nipple everywhere hadi kwa shingo ..its a guess work until it finds it ..usually with a lil of mama’s help.
We used to take goats out malishoni ..and often a times the goats would give birth while out in the fields
..and we would like this so much
We used to give the goat kids just born our little deeks to suckle thinking it was its mama’s nipple
And walikuwa wananyonya hadi foam on the sides of their mouths like it was real teats..
Now, I had a desky who went by the name of mathengi ..his father used to work kwa DC, what exactly sijui
In one of the lessons, mathengi alikuwa anajikuna kwa private parts
After severally kumuuliza mathengi akasema doggy yao ilizaa puppies akapea deek yake a puppy but instead ya kunyonya iliuma..
Nilipasua kicheko
The female teacher akatuita mbele.. akatuchapa ati tuseme ni nini tunacheka
Ilikuwa uchungu but each time niliangalia mathengi nilikuwa nacheka
So the teacher akaona ni matharau ..akatutuma kwa head teacher
Kuona hii story itakuwa mbaya nikaambia headmaster nitasema but mwalimu atoke..
Instead, akanichukua tukatoka na kuenda a safe distance
..nilimshow that whatever I was to tell him can't be said infront of women.. then nikamshow yote
Alicheka na kunichapa kiboko moja akanishow niende class
As I walked away, seems like aliambia the female teacher ju I saw her laugh yake yote
When a kid goat is born, it looks for its mama’s nipple everywhere hadi kwa shingo ..its a guess work until it finds it ..usually with a lil of mama’s help.
We used to take goats out malishoni ..and often a times the goats would give birth while out in the fields
..and we would like this so much
We used to give the goat kids just born our little deeks to suckle thinking it was its mama’s nipple
And walikuwa wananyonya hadi foam on the sides of their mouths like it was real teats..
Now, I had a desky who went by the name of mathengi ..his father used to work kwa DC, what exactly sijui
In one of the lessons, mathengi alikuwa anajikuna kwa private parts
After severally kumuuliza mathengi akasema doggy yao ilizaa puppies akapea deek yake a puppy but instead ya kunyonya iliuma..
Nilipasua kicheko
The female teacher akatuita mbele.. akatuchapa ati tuseme ni nini tunacheka
Ilikuwa uchungu but each time niliangalia mathengi nilikuwa nacheka
So the teacher akaona ni matharau ..akatutuma kwa head teacher
Kuona hii story itakuwa mbaya nikaambia headmaster nitasema but mwalimu atoke..
Instead, akanichukua tukatoka na kuenda a safe distance
..nilimshow that whatever I was to tell him can't be said infront of women.. then nikamshow yote
Alicheka na kunichapa kiboko moja akanishow niende class
As I walked away, seems like aliambia the female teacher ju I saw her laugh yake yote