If Kenya's presidential election were held today

[Meria]

which of these leaders would you vote for?

take the pole

 

[mzeiya]

Government spokesman kwani pia huwa na machozi chap chap

 

[Kamnjoro]

Weka miguna muguna nimpigie yangu

 

[ingwe]

Mbona haujaweka MaDvd? Ama mademoni walikuambia usiweke?

 

[Kalel]

MaDVD ako wapi na vile anangangana kulook presidential.....

 

[Meria]

Mbona haujaweka MaDvd? Ama mademoni walikuambia usiweke?

acha maswali za
pp1, just vote none of the above,
we all know he wont be on the ballot

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Nimeweka vote

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Imitation is the best form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.
-Oscar Wilde.

It is better to fail in originality that to succeed in imitation.
-Herman Melvile

 

[Cleopatra]

Ongeza MaDvD kwa list, kura yangu 2022 inaenda to that brave luhya man.

 

[Deep Sea]

Melia ata kama wewe ni liwe liwalo hungepata mbisha poa za hawa wengine.
shindwe.
kujia mzinga Bypass.

 

[ranny wa klist]

Am torn. While I love kivutha, I love Kenya too much. So if the demagogue is in the ballot, I’ll have to chose whoever will kick it back to the laundromat since imekataa kurundi bo........

 

[mzeiya]

Am torn. While I love kivutha, I love Kenya too much. So if the demagogue is in the ballot, I’ll have to chose whoever will kick it back to the laundromat since imekataa kurundi bo........

Ranny, be brave

 

[Pseudonyms]

Prof Kivutha Kibwana is the type of guys that expect girls to fuck then just because they're nice.

Ati "I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't steal, I don't talk dirty, I don't judge people, I trim my nails, please sleep with me". Won't happen bro.

In this context, he doesn't "judge" so he doesn't want and/or doesn't have the balls to point out the fuckery that Uhuru, Raila, Kalonzo are involved in right now because he fears to be branded Tangatanga; and he won't call out members of Tangatanga lest he be called Kieleweke.

For that reason, he's only a slightly clean watermelon.

 

[Mututho Wa KK]

Siwezi vote pahali hakuna mkikuyu

 

[shocks]

Mbona watu wa Ruto mnakuja na story nyingi, pigia mtu wako ukisonga, rationalization jiwekee, they are neither convincing nor is anyone interested in hearing them

 

[Mongrel]

Liwe liwalo

 

[ShakaZulu]

Kura yangu ni ya maDVD, Weka yeye hapo. Ama mmepanga atamalysia kama saitoti

 

[Meria]

Melia ata kama wewe ni liwe liwalo hungepata mbisha poa za hawa wengine.
shindwe.
kujia mzinga Bypass.

Niko Gitaru Saa huu.
Nipe half an hr.

 

[Mongrel]

Melia ata kama wewe ni liwe liwalo hungepata mbisha poa za hawa wengine.
shindwe.
kujia mzinga Bypass.

Bypass gani wamafangi niland huko na chopper

 

[Meria]

Bypass gani wamafangi niland huko na chopper

Eastern kama kawa