Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
While winding off this historic day on the funnier side of the net i came across this epression "whisker biscuit" which made me think that perhaps there's no one thing with as many slang names and euphemisms as a vagina. This article i found lists only 200...and these are in English alone...
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200 Slang Words for Vagina, Muff, Foo Foo, Lady Garden??
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By Miss Ghievous
9 days ago
Do you label your lady parts? Got a Moniker for your minge?
I had a look to see what the world out there calls their lady bits, some make you cringe and others make you wet yourself laughing. But most would warrant a slap in the face if anyone dared to refer to your va-jay-jay by that name!
So let’s start with the food related Vagina Slang…
via metro.co.ukManky Cringe Worth Names for Vagina
via bustle.comPop Culture Names for the Vagina
via kardsunlimited.comHistorical Names for the Vagina
In days of ye olde, this is what they called the female genitalia…
Prison Terms for the Vagina
via giphy.comAnimal-related Vagina Names
via buzzfeed.comNames that sound like mythical lands
Random Terms of Endearment for the Vagina
“You can touch my NONO” – was that a yes or a no!?
Or worse still he might think she’s being kinky and wanting him to try it on with her Italian grandmother.
Asked 12 hours ago
200 Slang Words for Vagina, Muff, Foo Foo, Lady Garden??
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By Miss Ghievous9 days ago
Do you label your lady parts? Got a Moniker for your minge?
No, she’s not a host of playschool, she just generally goes varying shades of red if anyone dares to say the word ‘Vagina’, which I do like to slip into conversations just to see her squirm! So it has got me to thinking, what do other women call their vaginas?Here are 200 slang words for vagina (more coming!)
via me.me
I have a friend who can’t bring herself to use, as she calls it, “Big People” words for parts of the body, especially ‘Down There’. She generally gives them ridiculous names that you then have to string together to get which part of her lady bits she is talking about. It’s kind of like a game of ‘Guess Who’.
I had a look to see what the world out there calls their lady bits, some make you cringe and others make you wet yourself laughing. But most would warrant a slap in the face if anyone dared to refer to your va-jay-jay by that name!
So let’s start with the food related Vagina Slang…
- Ham Sandwich
- Fur teacup
- Fur Burger
- Raspberry Cave
- Crumpet
- Hair pie
- Beef Taco
- Tuna Taco
- Furry Taco
- Pink Taco (geez they love their Taco’s!)
- Fish sandwich
- Meat Massager
- Meat Flap
- Meat Sleeve
- Soft Shelled Tuna Taco
- Pastrami Flaps
- The Peach
- Moose Knuckle
- Hooded Lady
- Clown Hole
- Smush Kitten
- Wizard Sleeve
- Pancake fold
- Birth Cannon
- Bean
- Apple Pie
- Meat Curtains
- Beef Curtains
- French Fry Dip
- Badly Packed Kebab
- Calamari cockring
- Cherry
- Cookie
- Peaches and Cream
- Muffin
- Cupcake
- Honey Pot
via metro.co.ukManky Cringe Worth Names for Vagina- Penis fly trap
- Stench trap
- Cock Socket
- Toothless blowjob
- Dick driver
- Dick eater
- South mouth
- Cock Sheath
- Carp Carnival
- Sperm Bottle
- Carnal Curtains
- Dick Microwave
- Hairy Taco
- Bikini Bizkit
- Cum Dumpster
- Slime Well
- Anal Alternative
- Jiz Creek
- Horny Halo
- Semen Locker
- Piss Flaps
- Whisker Biscuit
- One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple Penis Eater
- Sperm Jacuzzi
- Pimp’s Paycheck
- Sweaty Love Box
- Lesbian Lunch Box
- Vertical Bacon Sandwich
- Slobber Pocket
- Dick Slit
- South Mouth
- Penis Parking Lot
- Meat Sleeve
- Furry Flounder
- Penis Garage
- Cuntilocks and the Three Hairs
- Erection Correction Trench
- Bone Collector
- Punani
- Puntang
- Hair Pie
- Clack Beef (this is just for Siobhan B)
- Sausage Wallet
- Banana Basket
- Gash
- Badly Packed Kebab
- Stench Trench
- Pecker Wrecker
- Stinky Pink
- Fur Burger
- Hatchet Wound
- Soggy Box
- Punched Lasagne
- C*nt
- C You Next Tuesday
- Mangey Minge
- Bearded Clam
- Cooter
- Coin Purse
- Axe Wound
- Penis park
- Cum bucket
- Dick warmer
via bustle.comPop Culture Names for the Vagina- Pusssay
- Minge
- Snatch
- Clunge
- Ariel’s Underwater Treasure Grotto
- Flange
- Muff
- Clout
- Fuzzy Credit Card
- Fetus Factory
- Foof
- Sideway Smile
- Moot
- Smoo
- Gash
- Hairy Potter
- Susan
- Sub-Woofer
- Fandango
- Coochie
- Tunnel of Love
- Fur Pipe
- Floss
- Growler
- Land Down Under
- What You Had for Breakfast
- Bajingo
- Prison Purse
- The Pink Portal
- The Pink Canoe
- Lawrence of A Labia
- The Panty Hamster
- The Notorious V.A.G. (my personal favourite!)
- Fanny
- Vag
- Twat
- Vulvarine
- Red Wagon
via kardsunlimited.comHistorical Names for the VaginaIn days of ye olde, this is what they called the female genitalia…
- French Withered Pear
- Pie-Corner
- Nature’s Treasury
- Cunnie
- Aphrodisiac tennis court
- Rosebud
- Lady’s Low Toupee
- Mount Pleasant
- The Mary-Ellen
- Thatched Cottage
- Chapel of Ease
- Tuppence
- Privy-Counsel
- Petticoat Lane
- Pie Corner
- Coffer
- Mrs Fubbs’ Parlour
Prison Terms for the Vagina
- The Hairy Handbag
- Hairy Purse
- The Prison Purse
- The Hair Pie
- Vaginaland
- Foo foo
- Flower `
- Kitty
- Front bottom
- Hoo hoo
- Fuzzy
- Noo Noo
- Minkey
- Lady V
- Foof
- Vahjootz
- Garden
- Tutti Frutti
- Nub
- Mini
- Nunee
- Flossy
- Honey pot
- Gina
- Pool of Moisture
- Privates
- Fajetta
- Down There
- Cookie
- The Hot Box
- Cream Pie
- Pocket Book
- Tutu
- Sheath
- Yoni
- Wet Curls
- Wizz
- Bits
- Lady Jane
- Downstairs
- Flappy
- The Upright Wink
via giphy.comAnimal-related Vagina Names- Beaver
- Fox hole
- Hippo’s yawn
- Penis fly trap
- Bush
- Camel Toe
- Cooter
- Snapper
- Fish Mitten
- Rooster Jaws
- Tuna Town
- Bunny Tuft
via buzzfeed.comNames that sound like mythical lands- Cave of Harmony
- Adams Cave
- Alter of love
- Gates of heaven
- Lapland
- Wet Cave
- Lady Cake
- Lady Garden
- Wizards Sleeve
- The Pink Fortress
- Lawrence of A Labia
Random Terms of Endearment for the Vagina
- Axe Wound
- Vertical smile
- Hallway
- Morris Minor
- Downstairs
- Tampon Tunnel
- Pee Pee
- The Cock Sock
- Fuck Hole
- Non Na
- Hot Pocket
- Nether Regions
- Girly Bits
- Private Parts
- Schmoo
- Sin Flower
- Mum’s Glove Box
“You can touch my NONO” – was that a yes or a no!?
Or worse still he might think she’s being kinky and wanting him to try it on with her Italian grandmother.
