Why are we like this?

mzeiya

mzeiya

Elder Lister
Well, had a pretty busy day driving around the city as I was off from work and so needed to take care of some side hustles.

As always, I'm quite wry with the streets of Kanairo and so I always park my jalopies at Holy Family Basilica and as usual, I headed there but was confronted with such a crazy snarl up near Parliament and suspected that something was amiss.

After almost an hour of hustling and bustling, yours truly was on his way to River Road on foot, akala sandals well fitted when I encountered the most shocking of sights.
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Happens that our very esteemed and considerate City Hall had an event that I barely know about and also give a rat's ass about and thus had cordoned off City Hall Way, therefore, creating a nightmare for the motorists of Nairobi that the said office and equally daft officials seek to serve.

Fuak!

Anyway, hao mafala hadi walikuwa wamefunga outbound traffic hapo High Court and this is on a damn weekday.

Shait..
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I was so pissed and was hoping to get back home, relax and just forget about it but about half an hour ago as I'm diverting from Jogoo Road to Mombasa Road, the map shows that the fastest route is via Likoni Road which has been under construction for the longest time.. so I am happy to see a sign that the road is open. Wueh, Maina, let me tell you...

So I join the road and after a few hundred metres, there's a diversion that seems to lead to a dark alley of No Man's Land.
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Lol! Yenyewe we joke too much but I'm glad to be home after a long day full of WTF's.

Don't you just love being a Kenyan?

🤪
 
mzeiya said:
Well, had a pretty busy day driving around the city as I was off from work and so needed to take care of some side hustles.

As always, I'm quite wry with the streets of Kanairo and so I always park my jalopies at Holy Family Basilica and as usual, I headed there but was confronted with such a crazy snarl up near Parliament and suspected that something was amiss.

After almost an hour of hustling and bustling, yours truly was on his way to River Road on foot, akala sandals well fitted when I encountered the most shocking of sights.
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Happens that our very esteemed and considerate City Hall had an event that I barely know about and also give a rat's ass about and thus had cordoned off City Hall Way, therefore, creating a nightmare for the motorists of Nairobi that the said office and equally daft officials seek to serve.

Fuak!

Anyway, hao mafala hadi walikuwa wamefunga outbound traffic hapo High Court and this is on a damn weekday.

Shait..
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I was so pissed and was hoping to get back home, relax and just forget about it but about half an hour ago as I'm diverting from Jogoo Road to Mombasa Road, the map shows that the fastest route is via Likoni Road which has been under construction for the longest time.. so I am happy to see a sign that the road is open. Wueh, Maina, let me tell you...

So I join the road and after a few hundred metres, there's a diversion that seems to lead to a dark alley of No Man's Land.
View attachment 48592

Lol! Yenyewe we joke too much but I'm glad to be home after a long day full of WTF's.

Don't you just love being a Kenyan?

🤪
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That's idiotic
 
One time in Austria, I happened upon the prime minister's motorcade of 3 cars and countable outriders. Mark you the outriders were not dedicated to the motorcade but on routine patrol duties. I swear traffic was only stopped for less than a minute and we were on our way. Sijawahi jichukia kuwa mwafrika kama hio siku.
 
Kdawg254 said:
Enterprise road has never been completed and the contract was signed in 2013 and it’s only 6.1KMS!!!!
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Those sides can be a nightmare while driving especially at night. Kuna all manner of barriers on the roads and deep mitaros on the side.
 
mzeiya said:
Well, had a pretty busy day driving around the city as I was off from work and so needed to take care of some side hustles.

As always, I'm quite wry with the streets of Kanairo and so I always park my jalopies at Holy Family Basilica and as usual, I headed there but was confronted with such a crazy snarl up near Parliament and suspected that something was amiss.

After almost an hour of hustling and bustling, yours truly was on his way to River Road on foot, akala sandals well fitted when I encountered the most shocking of sights.
View attachment 48590

Happens that our very esteemed and considerate City Hall had an event that I barely know about and also give a rat's ass about and thus had cordoned off City Hall Way, therefore, creating a nightmare for the motorists of Nairobi that the said office and equally daft officials seek to serve.

Fuak!

Anyway, hao mafala hadi walikuwa wamefunga outbound traffic hapo High Court and this is on a damn weekday.

Shait..
View attachment 48591

I was so pissed and was hoping to get back home, relax and just forget about it but about half an hour ago as I'm diverting from Jogoo Road to Mombasa Road, the map shows that the fastest route is via Likoni Road which has been under construction for the longest time.. so I am happy to see a sign that the road is open. Wueh, Maina, let me tell you...

So I join the road and after a few hundred metres, there's a diversion that seems to lead to a dark alley of No Man's Land.
View attachment 48592

Lol! Yenyewe we joke too much but I'm glad to be home after a long day full of WTF's.

Don't you just love being a Kenyan?

🤪
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Pole.
Lakini your jalopy (old Pajero) is still in good condition :ROFLMAO:
 
mzeiya said:
Those sides can be a nightmare while driving especially at night. Kuna all manner of barriers on the roads and deep mitaros on the side.
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It’s unfortunate coz it’s a very important road that host some of the biggest manufacturers in our country!
Huyo naija contractor lazima ako in bed na some very senior people in govt!!
 
Magreb said:
One time in Austria, I happened upon the prime minister's motorcade of 3 cars and countable outriders. Mark you the outriders were not dedicated to the motorcade but on routine patrol duties. I swear traffic was only stopped for less than a minute and we were on our way. Sijawahi jichukia kuwa mwafrika kama hio siku.
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Kwani umetembea hadi Austria boss....haha why don't you ever give us a hekaya of interesting things like those
 
The.Black.Templar said:
Kwani umetembea hadi Austria boss....haha why don't you ever give us a hekaya of interesting things like those
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Nikipata time nitakuwekea ya one time vile nilimiss an exit ikabidi nimeenda 60km mbele ndio nipate ingine na kurudi karibu 80km ndio nirudi kwa lane ya kuchukua exit.
I will also tell you vile nilikula kuku, chips na mkate during a cold season ndio nikagundua ugali, sukuma nyama ni super meal na jua ni gold.
 
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