Ole Waru
Elder Lister
1. Urinating behind the Latrine.
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall.
3. Keeping brooms behind the door.
4. When you get rich, people say you have a snake.
5. When you take shower, they ask where you want to go.
6. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.
7. No natural death in Africa....your enemy is always the cause.
8. Counting money after withdrawing it from the ATM.
9. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.
10. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it to test whether it is working.
11. There is some special parts of meat that are always for the husband eg. the gizzard.
12. Buying new clothes for Christmas.
13. Sweeping the whole compound when one is expecting visitors.
14. Looking left and right when crossing a one way road.
15. Women counting chapati after cooking.
16. Keeping an empty plastic bottle for future use after taking water.
17. Reserving a special chair for the husband/ father.
Am proud to be African. Are you?
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall.
3. Keeping brooms behind the door.
4. When you get rich, people say you have a snake.
5. When you take shower, they ask where you want to go.
6. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.
7. No natural death in Africa....your enemy is always the cause.
8. Counting money after withdrawing it from the ATM.
9. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.
10. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it to test whether it is working.
11. There is some special parts of meat that are always for the husband eg. the gizzard.
12. Buying new clothes for Christmas.
13. Sweeping the whole compound when one is expecting visitors.
14. Looking left and right when crossing a one way road.
15. Women counting chapati after cooking.
16. Keeping an empty plastic bottle for future use after taking water.
17. Reserving a special chair for the husband/ father.
Am proud to be African. Are you?
