HELPING THOSE WHO LIKE KIKUYU MEN: KNOW THEM DEEPER

Deep Sea said:
1. KAMAU: Drunkard; love mother tongue; ni Malaya and are very boastful. They are mostly handsome but very weak in bed. Wanapenda kukosanisha watu na uwongo mingi. @It's Me Scumbag

2. MACHARIA: Love cheap liquor; they pretend they know everything; most pretend to be born again but as soon as he is through with the pretence they indulge in drinking. Ngai si wanapenda loans. @QuadroK4000

3. Maina: Very sweet tongue; love borrowing from friends na haregeshi; would shamelessly depend on a woman without any care; they are the real womanizers amongst kikuyus. They simply cant keep one woman. Madharau nayo. Consults his mom on everything. @Ngimanene na Muchere

4. CHEGE: Love betting; mostly support Manchester United; Mostly catholics; PCEA and ACK members. Fake friends most and can easily back stab best friend when money is involved. @The.Black.Templar

5. NDERITU: Mostly smoke like chimneys; very very poor in bed yet ni Malaya sana. Can make good husbands but will always prefer spending more on mpango wa kando than his own family. @Clemens

6. KIMANI:The luos of the kikuyu community; very smart; love the best gadgets; very good in bed and the real polygamists of the 21st century; They know they are hot cake and will always tell you to go if you want to go. Always claim to be born again. @upepo

7. MWAI:Very useless; no vision; big dick but very poor in bed and you will be lucky to get two shots in a week. Smokes a lot and always start every sentence with Ngai!!!!. @mzeiya

8. MBURU: Lazy; depend on family members; can never keep a job for long coz wanapenda deals; they have vitambi and watch lots of porn. They always have a thing for their female cousins. @kymnjoro

9. WAIGANJO: Very hard working; drink a lot; good husbands; umalaya ni lazima; very violent; they always think ahead of other kikuyu men @Nattydread

10. NJOROGE: Thin; troublesome; mucene sana; drunkards; gossip like women and use social media to look for cheap sex; always have pseudo account. Never home over weekends, preferring spending in bars or attending parties. @Kasaman

11. NJIHIA:Very ugly; lazy; poor in bed; love loans and can never keep a relationship beyond 3 years; always have a kid out of marriage. @Penologist

12. WAKABA: Business men; Malaya sana; madharau and have particular incestuous behavior na cousins and aunties @Nameless

13. MUNENE:Don’t be fooled by the names; they are not big and suffer from low self esteem, because of this they turn to salvation; pombe and umalaya. They look innocent until you live with them. They are very dangerous with maids. They are very loose but can quote the bible better than satan @Meria

14. Waweru:Always looking for ways of making extra money; they are very cunning and are known to owe people a lot of money; the only friendship they have is one based on money. They are particularly weak in bed and love watching porn a lot. @Kabuda

15. KARANJA:Normally very handsome; rarely settles down into any relationships and have been known to have caused most heart aches in central province; they are not very creative and only depend on relatives and friends. They are very good in bed but wana madharau kama wazimu. @Kush Yule Mnono

16. KARIUKI:Very naughty; smiles a lot when he wants to benefit from you; as soon as he has benefited from you he will treat you as a trash. Very good in bed and are never faithful at all. They are very dangerous with your friends and sisters and always have a colleague he is screwing. Very good in oral sex. @Mwalimu-G

17. NYAGAH:The most talkative of kikuyu men; drink cheap liquor; suffer from erectile dysfunction; wanapenda vita lakini ni waoga sana; they love gossip and know everything about everyone in the estate or family. @Field Marshal

18. MWANGI:Handsome; hypocrite; very dangerous with neighbours wives; daughters; maids; most know how to dress but have debts everywhere. Like luos; they love the finer things in life and talk big hata kama hana kitu. Ni wagongaji wabaya. Mkianza tu kuchat ataitisha your nudes. @Fala12

19. WANYOIKE:Brown teen mostly and the noisest of all kikuyu men kazi kukosanisha watu na uwongo na kuipendekeza. Very poor in relationships and will always blame you for the failures. They always love secrets @Tommy Kwesule

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