This is Guka - Kusema na Kutender

[Field Marshal]

Juzi nimeji promise hata mimi nitakua mkulima mdogo wa kuku, milk goats na kadhalika.

The likes of Okiya, Mwarimo, Bae etc etc inspired me.

This week nimeanza kumwaga material Mos Mos nione nitakua nimefika wapi by December.

Sikwambia Bae kule naenda lakini site iko Ndeiya ndani. About half an acre on tarmac worth 8-10 m, nothing much.

My greatest joy today is that all those WhiteKAPS am taking are courtesy of Bae. Thanks sweetie. Pay bill ya site ni hiyo hiyo, usichoke.

As to the other jokers like @zapp_brannigan, ferk you. Msiponunua kuna wale wananipenda.

Most importantly, walk with me through this five month journey as I become a chicken farmer.


Chainlink nimeweka kwanza Ile ya nguvu

Quarryship, sand na ballast nimemwaga Judi

Na botorobrush or whatever nilikuwa nishapanda.

Life begins at 72. Kaende kakiendaga...

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Way to go Ngabu.

Edit: Na kwani una bless site na Blue Moon au ni nini hiyo iko kwa hardcore?

 

[Aviator]

Told you to forget milk goats. Issascam like quails.

About half an acre on tarmac worth 8-10 m, nothing much.

Na watu huuliza nakupendea nini?

 

[zapp_brannigan]

As to the other jokers like @zapp_brannigan, ferk you. Msiponunua kuna wale wananipenda.

How did we end up here ??

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Good move guka...sema nilete chicks za kienyenji. And I will buy you all the WhiteCups you can drink at a sitting.

 

[Snowball]

Na hayo ni meandeleo mazuri saana, Now you have a purpose to outlive an average chickens' life span. Let me know if you have a big enough pile of chicken manure...that's all I need!

 

[QuadroK4000]

How did we end up here ??

I told you utakutiriwo ile story ya wingroad na grand parents. Immediately after your comment, it was just a matter of when not if.

 

[Doc oga]

Wazo na kazi mzuri Sana Mzee badala ya kukimbizana na dirty titties.

 

[Cortedivoire]

Tafuta Dem Kam caretaker. Thank me later

 

[Field Marshal]

Way to go Ngabu.

Edit: Na kwani una bless site na Blue Moon au ni nini hiyo iko kwa hardcore?

Mboss, those are WhiteKAP Premium beers. Bought, blessed and warmed somewhere in the bosom of my bae. Wacha machezo....

 

[Field Marshal]

Milk goats hiyo maziwa tutakuwa tunakunywa bae. Naskia inatoa diabetes halafu inaongeza libido kwa mwanaume na pia inafanya kaboco ka-amuke, er, er, er oooooops! Nimekumbuka ulikung'ung'utwo.......................

Told you to forget milk goats. Issascam like quails.


Na watu huuliza nakupendea nini?

 

[QuadroK4000]

Milk goats hiyo maziwa tutakuwa tunakunywa bae. Naskia inatoa diabetes halafu inaongeza libido kwa mwanaume na pia inafanya kaboco ka-amuke, er, er, er oooooops! Nimekumbuka ulikung'ung'utwo.......................

Hehehe shenjiii Kai urirwo?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Wazo na kazi mzuri Sana Mzee badala ya kukimbizana na dirty titties.

Dagitari,this is a dirty titty magnet...ùka tùkarore ngùkù ciakwa and hivo ndivo dirty titty inanyonywo

 

[Doc oga]

Dagitari,this is a dirty titty magnet...ùka tùkarore ngùkù ciakwa and hivo ndivo dirty titty inanyonywo

Exactly, Kuna misichana nilikula kwa nyumba ya kuku using the nearly similar words. Nikipata muda nitaweka hii hekaya I was fresh from highschool.

 

[Denis Young]

Kazi mzuri guka. Najua kuku saa hii ya covid zinaenda kama gold. Huku tunakula mayai na maziwa straight from the source. It is a nice feeling.

 

[Kasaman]

Exactly, Kuna misichana nilikula kwa nyumba ya kuku using the nearly similar words. Nikipata muda nitaweka hii hekaya I was fresh from highschool.

Kuku hawakupiga makelele ?

 

[Doc oga]

Kuku hawakupiga makelele ?

Hata hizo zinakanyangana it was an orgy!

 

[Kasaman]

site iko Ndeiya ndani. About half an acre on tarmac worth 8-10 m

Imefika hii bei ? Ama una speculate . Any good start no land should be idle

 

[Introvert]

Good move guka...sema nilete chicks za kienyenji. ........

@Kasaman , plis. Not now.

 

[upepo]

Imefika hii bei ? Ama una speculate . Any good start no land should be idle

This figure has remained stagnant since 1980, tukiwa Klist.