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I mean your wide botanical knowledge. Nilikuwa nafanya mazoezi ya kufyeka na slasher plot ingine huku Ndeiya and I came across this plant. I am tempted to domesticate it as an ornamental plant lakini sitaki hawa jamaaz wa Zakayo waje waseme nimepanda coca or some other shit like that...

Kitambo I remember we used to envy Nairobians, the people who lived in the city of lights (Kiamatawa). Piped water, street lights, paved roads, nyumba poa, choo za kuflash.... The situation was hata kukiwa na function ocha 'watu wa Nairobi' were treated like minor celebrities. Place yao special...

Utatoanishwa... Parlour (brothel) Chapel. Academy. Lounge. Fine dining. Ongezeeni....

Your agemates now are busy in the banks borrowing good money to fund their mega projects. Alafu sasa kuna wewe hapa unatusumbua kulipa 1900_INSTEAD_OF_3230_KeCredit_PAYBILL_4089103. SHAME!!! ON!!! YOU!!!! SHAAAAAME ON YOUUU *8* !!! See your life!!.

So yesterday afternoon nilikuwa free. I decided to kufyeka nyasi at the hacienda. Kidogo kidogo my uncovered forearms started itching like crazy. It was so bad I had to sit down and scratch, true story. Kidogo kidogo this lady friend, Wachu, passed by and told me, old foolish Mzee stop...

You meet a girl. She's a waitress in a dingy bar at the shopping centre. About 19. A 6-ft Kale with the longest legs you've seen and no ounce of fat. A girl who can make a 78-year old PreCambrian proto-prganism very happy by papasaring his long extinct makagaresmo, even if the mucuthiski does...

Wooie pris...

Are Israelis the real demons?

Kama mlifikiria nimedie nyinyi ni nongwe tu....

Kageezer ka kuchoma majani kameze wembe, hakuna kulala siku hizi.... ION, kale Ka-Mama postwall ka Randan kamezubaisha Pureblood kalikuwa 254 for the holidays. Kalikuwa kakitafuta busheriman mbaya mbovu lakini dude alikuwa deep undercover Embobut baada ya kupata leaks za nudes na picha zingine...

Today let's promote the old shashamane geezer's new "wild thought of the day" column kabla kakuje hapa na stories za Baba Mtakatifu... The thought/ question goes to @Cortedivoire and other jaba-chewing afficienados (!): Sasa tuseme mko base na mresh mnachana mos mos halafu mamoods sishike...

Najaribu kutafuta a mature 25-32 year old lady without a kid nimuwekee biachara kidogo huku Kikuyu awe kama manager-cum-MWK wa Guka & Sons Enterprises chini ya maji. Tukielewana nimgonge tutoto tuwili nifunge chapter. Shock on me. Every bitch I am getting is coming with at least one or two...

Kale kageezer bado kameblack out juu ya kuchoma majani.

Dr Yusuf Dawood Kodwavwalla, who for 38 years wrote the Surgeon's Diary in the Sunday Nation, passed on on Sunday in the UK. He was 94. The good doctor probably inspired more than half of Kenya's current medics to pursue the profession with his witty and humorous pieces. Personally, he...

Niko mashinani na simu imepotea. Anybody with the direct contacts of Dr Githinji Gitahi saidia pris through inbox..

The year just got a lot more interesting ..

Kageezer nikama siku hizi ni kuchana na kuinhale majani choma kama Bedford mzee. ION, huyu si wetu. Eti siku hizi ametoa tint na kwenda gym kumaliza kitambi apate soft meat. Riswa!

Kale kageezer ka maua na shashamane kameoversleep juu ya own supply. Anyway, yule jamaa wa Juja. The more I think about it, the more I am convinced kulikuwa na fowl play. Bibi wawili. MWK who was expected to become no 3. Strange burial, complete with three para eulogy that does not mention...